Thread "Reasons to hurt you" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 24, 2008

Okay, this was just a little something that i thoght up because I thought it would be fun. Take the person above you and say that you hurt them in some way, then say why.

Example:

humanone says: (insert a form of harm and a reason here).

humantwo says: I stab you because your username is humanone.

Everyone got it? Good. Then start with me and let the blood fest begin… NOW!

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll hit G Xon with a baseball bat 'cause he's confusing me with his avatar…

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll hit freakenburger with a cricket bat because cricket is clearly superior. Toodle pip.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll hit Merrywhite Jenkins with a cricket bat because I don't know a thing about cricket (I'm more of a soccer person).

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll kick a football at freakenburger's head because we invented it and it's called football.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll blow Merrywhite Jenkins with a bazzooka because it took me 3 tries to pronunce his/her name.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I explode cool guy because… CRAP! He's allready exploded.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll blow Merrywhite Jenkins with a bazzooka because it took me 3 tries to pronunce his/her name.

Just stick with Peter, for your own sake, really.

I'll cut G Xon in half with a Stop sign because I just watched Madness Apotheosis again. Again. Again.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll kick a football at freakenburger's head because we invented it and it's called football.

I dislike this "soccer" thing too, the game is called football. I just used the word so the DD users from the US would know what I was talking about.

I'll use a taser in Merrywhite Jenkins because he/she scolded me for using "soccer" instead of "football"

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll kick a football at freakenburger's head because we invented it and it's called football.
I dislike this "soccer" thing too, the game is called football. I just used the word so the DD users from the US would know what I was talking about.

I'll use a taser in Merrywhite Jenkins because he/she scolded me for using "soccer" instead of "football"

In? That sounds…incredibly painful.

I'll unleash Cthulhu on freakenburger for putting a very disturbing image in my delicate and impressionable teenage mind. @_@

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll kick a football at freakenburger's head because we invented it and it's called football.
I dislike this "soccer" thing too, the game is called football. I just used the word so the DD users from the US would know what I was talking about.

I'll use a taser in Merrywhite Jenkins because he/she scolded me for using "soccer" instead of "football"

In? That sounds…incredibly painful.

I'll unleash Cthulhu on freakenburger for putting a very disturbing image in my delicate and impressionable teenage mind. @_@

IN, that's right.

I'll hit Merrywhite Jenkins with an encyclopedia because he/she can't stand disturbing images.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll hax ED-209 to chaingun freakenburger into the ground for no particular reason.
Merrywhite Jenkins is also male. Fufufu.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 24, 2008

I'll stab Merrywhite Jenkins with a fork because I'm stressed.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 25, 2008

I knock freakengurger's and Merrywhite Jenkins' heads together for getting into such a big fight over soccer and football.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 25, 2008

I'll lock G Xon in a PortaPotty and throw him off a cliff for butting in.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 25, 2008

I'll hit Merrywhite Jenkins with a shovel because he kicked G Xon's ass without inviting me.