Thread "Rhyme Time" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 10, 2007

It seem to me to have
the appearance of an elver.
((Yes its a real word, 'young eel; may be sauteed or batter-fried')))

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 10, 2007

It picked off one of God's people

and he took the rest hostage

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 10, 2007

He ran up to the Heavens and said,

Bitch, you ain't got this!

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

God responded

with a man-eating monster

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

I responded,

With my man-eating lobster!

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

It was progressively changing

I needed an asprin

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

With my headache smote
my mouth sat agrin

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

Then all went blank

just me and my shadow

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

I slept, dreampt to kill,
They call me the baddo.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

It was all just a delusion

I blamed stress at the office

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

Or perhaps it was that pill,

That I took from Alice…

Posted at 2:07AM, Jul. 11, 2007

As she fled the heart queen
and the worried white rabbit

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 12, 2007

She used a toilet brush to
knock her bad habit,

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 14, 2007

Of cracking her knuckles
between her gapped teeth

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 14, 2007

And washin' her grandpa's timepiece in a spot of tea

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 17, 2007

But the teapot's now empty
And the time piece long gone

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 17, 2007

And the caterpillar's atop of his mushroom smokin' his bong!

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 17, 2007

This song he sung
Was a cheerful tune.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 17, 2007

He had a voice like Frank Sinatra or a young Pat Boone