Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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This game is stolen from another forum (as with many forum games ;) ) and in short, it's about making a wish for someone else to ruin. Example:

First poster: I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

Secoond poster: Granted. You don't have to wake up early tomorrow. In fact, you're forced to wake up extremely late as someone put strong sleep medicine in your afternoon drink. When you finally wake up you're an old, wrinkley shadow of your former self, bearing so much alzheimers that you can't even remember what life used to be like in the past.

Then second poster follows up with: I wish that…

Make it smart, make it funny, make it any way you like. You can make it wacky and draw it way out of line, that's what the game is for. :P Please remember to post a new wish for the next one beneath you to 'grant'. ^^


I wish I didn't have to attend that school trip tomorrow.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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You get run over and die, thus preventing you from going on the school trip.

I wish had a million bucks (saw that coming, didn't you?)

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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You get a billion bucks… the ones on the deer.

I wish I died a horrible, horrible death.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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You get cast in a movie in which your character dies a horrible, horrible death. Then, as an award for your marvelous acting, you are given an amazing escort of armed body guards who prevent you from dying of anything other than old age.

I wish people would be nicer to me, I mean, come on, I am so awesome…

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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Granted. People will now be nicer to you, seeing as you are now the only African with money. Have fun living for the next week.

I wish I could have an infinite amount of wishes.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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Granted, but every time you make a wish, you will grow more and more insane.

I wish the walls in my room were purple.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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Granted, but the purple on your walls turns out to be a poison which kills you in a very slow, painful manner. And removes your pants.

I wish I was a superhero!

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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Granted, but you have the lamest powers ever. Like… being able to foam at the mouth uncontrollably. YOU HELP NO ONE.

I wish I knew EVERY SINGLE LANGUAGE KNOWN TO MAN O_O

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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Granted, but you still can't talk to animals.

I wish I were a rock star.

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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Granted. You're a rock made out of star.

I wish my wish was fulfilled.

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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Granted, but because the wish wasn't specified, you lost your wish.

I wish school wasn't so difficult for me.

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 13, 2006

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Granted. You now take up special ed.

I wish I were immortal.

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Ok granted. But it doesn't stop your aging…

I wish I had a sandwitch.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted. You have a hideous witch made of sand. She waves her wand and makes you into a sandbox, then marries you. You get a lot of ugly sandcastle-kids. :P


I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Wish granted. It's the other way around.

I wish there was peace on earth.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted, everyone is happy with each other and loves the world. You've now made Earth vulnerable to all attacks from Mars. Even the verbal ones. Way to go A-hole.

I wish that I had a perfect life.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted: you get bored of having a perfect life and kill yourself

I wish my scanner worked

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted but it runs on the blood of orphaned virgins.

I wish I could be in texas.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted, but your with George W. Bush.

I wish Sigma would stop coming back to life.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted. So this Sigma dude dies and stays dead… and everyone else dies with him.

I wish people would stop starting their posts with "Granted."

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted. But now everybody starts them with Wish granted, which is the same thing but takes up more space.

I wish I could have a delicious muffin!

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted. You have the most delicious muffin ever known in the universe. Everything else you taste pales in comparison to that one, glorious muffin. You stop eating, and eventually starve to death.

I wish I could fly.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted. But you get mistaken for an alien weapon, get captured by the government, and subjected to inhumane experiments over at Area 51.

I wish for…. a way to finish this sentence.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted. You finish it with 'gee, Mr. Jackson, a little to the left'… And you're ten years old.

I wish tinker bell would explode.

wtf?! she's annoying :D

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

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Granted. But people then blamed you for it and word gets out and you're thenn arrested. You were then found guilty and were sentence to life in prison. Why? Cause apperantly your state has a law that states that harming a fairy in anyway can be very punishble by law.

I wish I was ruler of the world know as earth.