Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 14, 2006

Granted. But now everybody starts them with Wish granted, which is the same thing but takes up more space.

Wish granted. A mutiny (of mutants) kills you.

I wish you wouldn't post.

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted. Since 'you' doesn't seem to refer to anyone specifically, all people stop posting in all forums on the internet (as well as certain billboards). You realize too late that your only friends were here, and now when you're unable to reach them, you become crazy from loneliness.

I wish I had more time to draw.

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted. You get locked up in an Insane Aslyum after you kill your husband.

I wish I could meet the actual Zero.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted. And guess what? Really, guess. The actual Zero is actually a transvestite. And I think (s)he's pretty horney right now…

I wish to reach the top.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted. You land on Mt. Everest. and you die from falling from the mountain.

I wish for nothing.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 15, 2006

Wish granted. You are surrounded by a nightmarish vacuum. It's very, very boring.

I wish for a sushi restaurant to open in my town.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted, but the Sushi is the worst quality ever and you die of food poisoning.

I wish I could do anything.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted. But people decide you're a terrible pervert and your life actually goes down hill faster than Michael Jackson's career. Great job, you sicko.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 15, 2006

granted.
you die of mercury poisoning.

I wish I was…a bird.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted. Now to get me some fried chicken.

I wish that I was psychic.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted, however the first thing you forseeing your forseeing yourself losing your powers.

I wish I was DANCING!

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted, but you dance so much, your legs fall off and you die of loss of blood.

I wish I was awesome like you :D

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 15, 2006

Granted. You have become an effin' horse.

I wish I was all-seeing.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted, You can see everything: including the Ugly, fat girl in the changing room, which makes your head explode from the ugliness.

I wish I had a gundam.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted. A Gundam lands on top of you. *squish*

I wish I was the best comic artist in the whole world.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted. You become a slave to your own creations…

I wish i had more wishes

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted but you relize that too much is a bad thing.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted. While you are outside, a helicopter flies above you and drops a million dollars in stacks of 1 dollar bills on top of you. Not being able to escape, you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish this game was interrupted by a banana peel.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted. Every person in the entire forum slips on a banana peel and dies.

I wish I could fly.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted, you fly…off of a cliff.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted. Your homework comes to life and eats you.

I wish this wish was unable to ruined.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted. It is not ruined: In fact, it turns out perfectly. Because it was so perfect, it becomes boring. You soon kill yourself because you are so bored.

I wish I become MAGIC :D

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted. But your magic is too strong and you EXPLODE.

I wish I was awesome.

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Wish granted. You are now Mike Awesome and break your neck while wrestling.

I wish the person below me had AIDS.

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

Granted, but I spread it around the whole forum and everyone dies.

I wish I had the power to give rabies to anyone that I desire :D