Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 11, 2007

Granted, but the game is ruined when Snake not only looks about sixty, he behaves like it too. At least there will be awesome wheelchair action.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 11, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately you were later molested by a fat kid… though sources reported that you enojoyed it.

I wish I was a geisha.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 21, 2007

Granted a samurai kills you.

I wish I was a dragon.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 21, 2007

granted. after .2 seconds however everyone tries to kill you. several succeed.

i wish i had a dictionary.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 21, 2007

Granted. But the dictionary is possessed by a vengeful spirit, and it tries to bite your feet off. However it is unable to do so, thereupon it resorts to stealing your socks.

I wish I had a jetpack.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 21, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately you received a pack of jets.

I wish the Sun would be my BFF.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 21, 2007

Granted… however The Sun is clingy and wants to spend all its time with you which in turn burns you to ash!

I wish I was weeping willow!

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 22, 2007

done but down the line you fall deeper into depression saw yourself every night.

i wish something good was on tv.

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 22, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately it's a McDonalds informercial.

I wish I went to bed.

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 22, 2007

Okay, stay there. And you can't come out.

I wish for some fried chicken.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 22, 2007

Granted, except a bunch of idiots start calling you black, then the KKK shows up and kills you.

I wish no one was offended by that.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately Al Sharpton became your new BFF.

I wish Speech 101 was fun.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

Granted… but you get "F"'s on every test.

I wish all dogs went to heaven…

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

Granted pitbulls are dogs too ya know.

I wish my sister didn't want to use the computer.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

Granted…but she starts dating all your friends.

I wish lobsters didn't scream when you cooked them…

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately instead of screaming they recite poems by Sylvia Plath.

I wish I was AQua'.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted…but then you have to deal with fern and TheMidge28 all day long!

I wish I could have sword fight under the see with an actual swordfish as has been done numerous times in old cartoons (before all you yungin's time)…

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted, You get impaled on it's nose and in so doing lose the fight horribly.

I wish life was a musical.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted. But then Rosie O' Donnel is your singing partner. As soon as she strikes a certain note, it for no good reason at all, turns you into a turnip.

I wish I ruled the entire world, preferrably with an Iron Fist.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted, you rule the world with an Iron Fist. A Mr. Iron Fist. However, Mr Fist is corrupt and shoots you dead. All hail Mr. Fist.

I wish for better hair.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted…but then you are adored for you most awesome hair and then added as the six on Queer Eye as the hair consultant!

I wish for three wishes…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately in every wish, you wished for an extra wish. You died of exhaustion.

I wish I had some Jell-O.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted but you can't eat because its cherry and you are allergic to cherries.

I wish coffee was free…

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted everyone is gone crazy and the destroy your house nd kill you

I wish harry potter 5 was not a piece of

crap (I alredy saw it it stinks so bad the 1st one beats it)

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

Granted, they're all crap.

I wish for Ten Anti-Santa missiles.