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genstru
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Granted but when open the book it explodes.

I wish I wasn't banned from being a BoBoBo manga charecter.

Liaoriao
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Granted but–

–then the creators realised fan insertion is a no-no and inked you out. You now lay on the drawing room floor, REbanned from ever entering any manga again again

I wish my dad could deliver my Hellsing manga for my birthday instead of the PS3 I saw hidden in the cupboard with my name on…

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Granted, except Hellsing is entirely on XBox 360 disks.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Orange
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Granted, because you end up in a car accident and paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish the sky turned purple.

genstru
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Granted but you realise that the purple is really burning marajuana and devours the sun causesing enternal dark purple marajuana which will kill everyone in the world becase of that certain wish you made.

I wish I could fight giant 6 story monsters in my own Anime with the charecters from Yu Yu Hakusho.

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Granted!! but its the American version that is aimed at the gay & Lez population. and all the voices are done by 50-cent and G-unit.

We wish we could sing underwater.

Dark Clown
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Granted!! there are now so many spriter's that the worlds governments have labeled you all as a Violent radical group of gorillas. and have set forth laws to put an end to you once and for all.

We wish we could find a water monkey

genstru
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Granted but the monkey blows up.

I wish I could fight a group of 100,000,000,000,000,000 ft. tall flesh eating demons every Christmas eve with BoBoBo, Chuck Norris, Green Lantern, Dark Clown, Liaoriao, Batman,Kazuma Kuwabara and Super Gogeta.

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granted, but Chuck Norris kills everyone for trying to force him to be in the same group as that idiot Bo Bo Bo.

I wish Genstru realized how fucking retarded Bo-Bo-Bo Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo was.

genstru
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Granted but before I could realize the truth more hidious monsters attack.

I wish I could go Super Sayain 4.

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Granted. A gorilla pelt magically appears over your body and you are then shot down by animal rights activists.

I wish i had my puter back.

genstru
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Granted but…. it was in a giant monsters butt.

I wish I had a manga pen.

Dark Clown
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Granted! Alas it has no ink.

We wish we could fly

Coveinant
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Granted but you have the abilities of the hoover boots from TLZ:OT. you jump off a cliff and fall on some spikey rocks.

I wish Dark Clown would stop refering to himself in the third person (you're giving me a migrane).

Dark Clown
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Granted! Dark Clown stops refering to Dark clown in Third person. and starts to use forth person.

Dark Clown wishes Dark Clown has some pizza.

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Granted. Dark Clown gets some pizza… your evil clone version that is! He pokes fun at you and you cry.

I wish I owned a sucessful manga publishing house.

genstru
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Granted but it blows up.

I wish I could go Super Sayajin 2.

genstru
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Granted but you become so smart that living had become torture for you.

I wish I could fight 4,000,000,900,000,000 ft. tall monsters with BoBoBo, Don Patch, Dark Clown, Deadpool, Super Vegeta, Rock Lee, Batman, Green Lantern and The Fantastic Four.

Cheeko
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Granted, but you have such miserable fighting skills that most of the time you end up passing through most of these monsters' digestive tracts. Also, your team members find you annoying and play mean tricks on you. Super Vegeta doesn't seem to mind your company, but can't carry a decent conversation because he's yelling the number "NINE THOUSAND!" all the time.

I wish people would stop mistaking me for a giant blue rat.

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granted.now you are a giant red rat.
XD

i wish for fish.

Cheeko
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Granted, but what the heck are you going to do with it? It's a freaking fish. It smells bad and it's probably ripe with crippling diseases. And nobody else will take it from you.

I wish Nickalodeon would make one of my comics into a TV show.

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granted.
but then nickelodeon goos out of buisness.

i wish that i wasn't so perverted.

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