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Hakoshen
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Hey guys, I've been watching this stuff and I wanna give it a shot.

Zeph
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Go hide in Mett's vault? I'm sure you'd have no trouble getting in. On that note, have you seen the movie "Misery"?

Can't say I have.

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Well then this will ALL be new to you

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What will be new to me?

Mettaur
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Hide at the vault, my security cameras will get a golden video of 4 hot and extremlly underdressed ladies beatin you up. And I'll be sitting nearby, in a lawn chair with snacks. Like a sexy superbowl.

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I take it no PP demanding one, that I don't have to.

What to do for page 2…
Well, I would demand one but I always use the one I'm currently using when I GM. I wanted to try out the game master poster but it didn't look that good once shrunk.

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Alright, saves me work.

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What will be new to me?
You will enter Mett's vault with hopes of sanctuary. He will then keep you there as a sort of horrifying mix of a dependent and prisoner until you produce for him the worlds sexiest picture. After the production of such a piece, he will kill both you and himself so that you two can keep the sexy scene alive for eternity in the after life. Incidentally, that is a fairly accurate portrayal of the movie's plot, once you do some cutting and pasting…

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What will be new to me?
Misery is a movie about an accomplished writer who gets himself in an accident and is rescued by a devoted fan of his. Problem is that she's one of those "scary fans" and she keeps him there against his will, while forcing him to write a book with a storyline of her pleasing. This movie features a pretty shocking scene where she intentionally breaks his legs to prevent him from escaping.

The joke was that jninja was hinting that going to mettaurs place would mean that you would be forced through the same experience that the writer went through, where mett would lock you down there and force you to draw art for him. Since you haven't seen the movie, then this will all seem new to you.

It's true. Jokes do die when you explain it.

Zeph
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What will be new to me?
You will enter Mett's vault with hopes of sanctuary. He will then keep you there as a sort of horrifying mix of a dependent and prisoner until you produce for him the worlds sexiest picture. After the production of such a piece, he will kill both you and himself so that you two can keep the sexy scene alive for eternity in the after life. Incidentally, that is a fairly accurate portrayal of the movie's plot, once you do some cutting and pasting…

But my art isn't even that good. According to the people in the art and literature topic.

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You know… that horrifying Mafia-Misery would make an half decent parody story…

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Actually I just planned to watch some sexy and unclothed women beat him down…huh. I'm pretty sure I'll stick with beatdown, unless you produce some green? Then you'll actually be safe.

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What will be new to me?
Misery is a movie about an accomplished writer who gets himself in an accident and is rescued by a devoted fan of his. Problem is that she's one of those "scary fans" and she keeps him there against his will, while forcing him to write a book with a storyline of her pleasing. This movie features a pretty shocking scene where she intentionally breaks his legs to prevent him from escaping.

The joke was that jninja was hinting that going to mettaurs place would mean that you would be forced through the same experience that the writer went through, where mett would lock you down there and force you to draw art for him. Since you haven't seen the movie, then this will all seem new to you.

It's true. Jokes do die when you explain it.
Huh? Oh no, wait it was "Deliverance"! That's what I wanted to reference! Cause you see in that scenario Mett would…

Hakoshen
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But my art isn't even that good. According to the people in the art and literature topic.

Looks to me like complaints about structure (the stuff about muscular depth and placement is understandable) and lighting (which only factors proximity instead of luminosity), a lot of it from the same two or three persons, and some stuff which seems to be preferential about angles, but overall, no one appears to be saying your stuff isn't good.

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Cause you see in that scenario Mett would…
…squeal like a pig?

Mettaur
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Hey, I may be a perv, but I'm no sadistic insane fan-insanity is below my level of crazy guy. But I'd probably offer refuge as long as I got paid.

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With my new avatar in place, I will never be under dressed again!

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Hey, I may be a perv, but I'm no sadistic insane fan-insanity is below my level of crazy guy. But I'd probably offer refuge as long as I got paid.
You know what? I was just reading this and it made me think of the times when you were new around here and you were portraying this goody goody two shoes who only wanted to save the day and be a hero.

I feel proud to have participated in your corruption.

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Hmm, yes, i say Huzzah for the soul staining of the former white knight. i do so hate those who would ruin my fun stemming from perversion and misdeeds.

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Me corrupt Mett? I would never, I am the most goodie goodie person here.


-coughs-

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*the above comic*
I like where this is going. Also, that bar-keep is one handsome fellow if i do say so myself.

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Curse my phone having such a tiny screen! I can't read a thing! Oh well, I'll just read it later then.

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