I may make this my last Mafia. Although i dunno if I could be bothered. I like the original mafia. And these tophats and such are appealing.
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What will be new to me?You will enter Mett's vault with hopes of sanctuary. He will then keep you there as a sort of horrifying mix of a dependent and prisoner until you produce for him the worlds sexiest picture. After the production of such a piece, he will kill both you and himself so that you two can keep the sexy scene alive for eternity in the after life. Incidentally, that is a fairly accurate portrayal of the movie's plot, once you do some cutting and pasting…
What will be new to me?Misery is a movie about an accomplished writer who gets himself in an accident and is rescued by a devoted fan of his. Problem is that she's one of those "scary fans" and she keeps him there against his will, while forcing him to write a book with a storyline of her pleasing. This movie features a pretty shocking scene where she intentionally breaks his legs to prevent him from escaping.
The joke was that jninja was hinting that going to mettaurs place would mean that you would be forced through the same experience that the writer went through, where mett would lock you down there and force you to draw art for him. Since you haven't seen the movie, then this will all seem new to you.
It's true. Jokes do die when you explain it.
What will be new to me?You will enter Mett's vault with hopes of sanctuary. He will then keep you there as a sort of horrifying mix of a dependent and prisoner until you produce for him the worlds sexiest picture. After the production of such a piece, he will kill both you and himself so that you two can keep the sexy scene alive for eternity in the after life. Incidentally, that is a fairly accurate portrayal of the movie's plot, once you do some cutting and pasting…
But my art isn't even that good. According to the people in the art and literature topic.
Huh? Oh no, wait it was "Deliverance"! That's what I wanted to reference! Cause you see in that scenario Mett would…What will be new to me?Misery is a movie about an accomplished writer who gets himself in an accident and is rescued by a devoted fan of his. Problem is that she's one of those "scary fans" and she keeps him there against his will, while forcing him to write a book with a storyline of her pleasing. This movie features a pretty shocking scene where she intentionally breaks his legs to prevent him from escaping.
The joke was that jninja was hinting that going to mettaurs place would mean that you would be forced through the same experience that the writer went through, where mett would lock you down there and force you to draw art for him. Since you haven't seen the movie, then this will all seem new to you.
It's true. Jokes do die when you explain it.
True, the best part of a joke is thinking you're so clever for getting it.
Wikipedia is currently the world's largest collection of explained jokes.^^
That made me laugh.
Cause you see in that scenario Mett would……squeal like a pig?
But my art isn't even that good. According to the people in the art and literature topic.
Looks to me like complaints about structure (the stuff about muscular depth and placement is understandable) and lighting (which only factors proximity instead of luminosity), a lot of it from the same two or three persons, and some stuff which seems to be preferential about angles, but overall, no one appears to be saying your stuff isn't good.
Hey, I may be a perv, but I'm no sadistic insane fan-insanity is below my level of crazy guy. But I'd probably offer refuge as long as I got paid.You know what? I was just reading this and it made me think of the times when you were new around here and you were portraying this goody goody two shoes who only wanted to save the day and be a hero.
I feel proud to have participated in your corruption.
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