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White knight again and I go upside your head with a tire iron. And no, it's not 300 gallon, it is my "Sky Raper". That's right, the "Sky Raper" is perfect for parties, out doing those who attempt to be fancy, or for confusing the hell out of pilots. It also shows my disapproval of me losing my position as Townston's best dresser.
A way to recycle those crappy sega-fan sprite comics, cut off a characters heads, dry the skin and use it as a hat to scare the living shit out of anyone considering a lazy sprite comic from paint. staple foxtails to the hat if u want, to give it flair! One more recolor comic, I SEE ONE GODDAMN MORE, and I will sport a freshly made hat.
I just had a huge post in which I quoted about four people and now it's gone thanks to getting logged out.
I hate when that happens…
Well what I said was:
To same - I started it.
To jninja's Misery - Ever read the book?
To Zeph's Misery - Break his feet and keep the pills away!
To PP corrupting Mett - Ten points awarded.
…hmm…without quotes I guess that wasn't so big at all…
I am going to try and remove the White Kniught left in me! EEEEERGH-*pop*(A child f 14 in gleaming, almost mirror-gleaming, silver armor stands infront of Mettaur.)
Mett: …okay, who the hell are you?!
WK: Why I apologize my good sir, I had forgotten to introduce myself! I am your White Knight, the part of you that is good, just, pure, all I ask is that I may help the weak and those who cannot defend themselves!
Mett: Testing time. If you found a naked women, atteractive, and sleeping, you would…?
WK: Easiest question of all! I remember this actually happening to me once! I had politely woken her up, alerted her to her predicament, I had given her some clothes, and rented her a room at a hotel so she could reorient herself to get back home. I rented the room next to her to make sure she would be alright. I then gave her money for a plane ticket, seeing locals stole her wallet and clothes, and gave her my number so if she ever needed help, she could contact me to save the day! Ah, how I love being the hero!
Mett:…god help us all.
WK: No need, I can help!
I didn't shat 'im out, he poped out of my forehead. Much pain, but I see oportunity coming our way, inside of barrels. I made sure Mr.Purity, now convinced I'm his daddy since I made him, would not interfere by telling him to clean the vault. It would take weeks to even sta-
WK:All done!
Mett:…damn.
You ask allot of questions I don't feel like answering.Well then, please answer this one instead. Why am I being punished for something I did in a comic that you drew?
Also, you really think it's a good idea, giving the reigning GM a reason to making you look bad in the next game?
P.S. Love how utterly serious I look.
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