Yup, putting on platform shoes to get that extra 8 inches, wearing some pillows and and a suit! going to try to grow out a goatee.
dude…yer gonna get so much action…
and by action i mean candy.
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Yup, putting on platform shoes to get that extra 8 inches, wearing some pillows and and a suit! going to try to grow out a goatee.
dude…yer gonna get so much action…
and by action i mean candy.
Yup, putting on platform shoes to get that extra 8 inches, wearing some pillows and and a suit! going to try to grow out a goatee.
dude…yer gonna get so much action…
and by action i mean candy.
Oh you know i'll be getting it all night long
and by all night long, i mean 9 pm, because that's when the town is supposed to stop handing out candy.
Only till 1 here. but if you are willing to spend half an hour driving, they're open till 2 across the state line.Yup, putting on platform shoes to get that extra 8 inches, wearing some pillows and and a suit! going to try to grow out a goatee.
dude…yer gonna get so much action…
and by action i mean candy.
Oh you know i'll be getting it all night long
and by all night long, i mean 9 pm, because that's when the town is supposed to stop handing out candy.
hahahaha! then thank god the bars las till 2.
Since it looks like my RE4 merchant costume won't be ready on time, i'll wear some face paint
Pit Face the toxic mermaid. I'd like to see that.
hey man, yer link just went to the drunk duck home page.
Hmm, I'll probably be a My Little Pony this year. Easy, fun, and I can still dance in it!
The Halloween store near me has a simply badass Cthulhu mask. I was thinking about buying it, and wearing a "creature from the black lagoon" suit.
But then I was reminded that I'm poor. Hello, leather jacket in the back of my closet that I never wear. Looks like I'm going to be a biker again. Or a greaser.
due to a change in the return policy at the halloween store, it looks like the mermaid idea's out this year.
that's it fuck it. halloween's off this year.
due to a change in the return policy at the halloween store, it looks like the mermaid idea's out this year.
that's it fuck it. halloween's off this year.
You could always go as a drunk. I think that one girl from G4 did her skits as a drunk on the X-Play show. Sunglasses, bandanna, ripped jeans, etc… I think her name was "Blaire" something… Just carry around a bottle of something (non-alcoholic of course) and slur your speech while walking around uncoordinated.
I'm going as Waldo this year. It's going to be great. When people open their door I'll yell "You found me!"
you know that's a wicked idea, hippie, and i definatly think you should keep it in mind, but i cancelled Halloween this year. next time.
How about a variant of my costume idea… the DRUNK celebrity! Dress up in some snazzy celebrity-type clothing, then wear sunglasses and carry around a bottle while screaming out random movie lines from the movie you supposedly starred in… hehehe…
Or you could dress up as a Peep, but then you'd need lots of marshmallows… and those evil little children will be chasing you all night with the intention of devouring you. Or maybe just your costume. :)
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