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I have a lot of work to have handed in tomorrow and i all night tonight to finish it. This is the last week of college and i need to have it done. Any tips on how to stay awake?

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Apples are better than coffee, in terms of keeping your ass up.

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Caffeine obviously.

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Ive been told nuts work better than caffeine. So i went out and bought a huge bag of salted nuts. 600g bag. Will probably finish them by around 2 am. Energy drinks believe it or not made me feel more tired when I last did this and does amazon do 1 hour delivery cause i really want some of that. Unfortunatly stores are closed now. All I've got is my laptop and my nuts.

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All I've got is my laptop and my nuts.

I hope that's not one sticky laptop you got. I know the oils on some nuts can make a real mess of things…

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I actually do the medium black coffee plus three McIntosh apples thing during my work day. I'll be turbo speed for hours. Apples really do seem to have stimulant properties.

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All I've got is my laptop and my nuts.

I hope that's not one sticky laptop you got. I know the oils on some nuts can make a real mess of things…

So many ways i could interpret that. lol!

But seriously. Nah, im just tipping the bag into my mouth.

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Energy drinks believe it or not made me feel more tired when I last did this
Very understandable. Most commercial energy drinks only provides you with a pick me up that's equivalent to sugar rush. Very good if you need to stay focused for an extra half an hour but you'll end up more tired in the long run.

Red ginseng extract is supposed to be the ultimate mind charger and is only recommended in very tiny dosage. It might have adverse effects on young people so kids are not allowed to touch that stuff and there was a fierce debate, back home, a few years back if high school students should be allowed to take them when studying for a test. Apart from that it's quite popular.
All I've got is my laptop and my nuts.
lol!
I hope that's not one sticky laptop you got. I know the oils on some nuts can make a real mess of things…
So many ways i could interpret that. lol!

But seriously. Nah, im just tipping the bag into my mouth.
lol!lol!lol!

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Your nuts may keep you up because you have to keep grabbing for them and that is a function that includes using your brain. I could have stopped to make it funny but I'd rather help.

Blast some Slipknot or something.
Maybe cause yourself constant pain so that you cannot fall asleep.

Or just pull it off. It's possible.


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Red ginseng extract is supposed to be the ultimate mind charger and is only recommended in very tiny dosage. It might have adverse effects on young people so kids are not allowed to touch that stuff and there was a fierce debate, back home, a few years back if high school students should be allowed to take them when studying for a test. Apart from that it's quite popular.

Im 19. Do I come into the young people catagory?

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You should be OK. It was just some hyped up concerned parents debate that it would burn out their children. Wouldn't recommend giving it to a 6 year old though. Anyone who's given a small kid some caffeine can tell you why.

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So far the nuts are about half way eaten and im washing them down with cola, the occasional cigarette helps and dipping my face in water is good for reassuring i stay awake. A bit of speed metal is additional support.

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*Silly ways to stay up*
Have fun with that.

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Haha I'd sarcastically say something like "Try going back in time and doing it at a logical date." But I'd probably do the same.

So instead I'll just be very unhelpful and laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Also a good thing to do is to dress light and point a fan at your face. Can't fall asleep if you're freezing to death. Unless that sleep is from the hypothermia. Then yeah you can.

But I digress; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Do some crack.

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Wait, if you have so much work to do, shouldn't you not be on drunkduck?

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Stuff some ice down your pants.

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Self-hypnosis can keep you awake. Contrary to popular myth, there is NO sleeping during hypnosis.

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I love all the stuff about grabbing your nuts and then putting your nutbag in your mouth. That got a huge laugh out of me :)

I hope the 7 out of 9 assignments are enough!

When I want to stay up all night, I find that eating constantly does help. Mainly high energy snacks and crappy junkfood. Stuff like pushups can help when your body starts to slow down too much.

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