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I'm a reptoid.You have no penis. Poor lizard Kyupol :(
Here's another one for you all:
When I was nine I went to the local Gala day. This particular one was full of headaches. Mainly because earlier that day I had a go on my very first Waltzer ride and kept falling over when I got off it.
But anyway… I went up to the Dalmuir Park Tennis Courts where they had all the charity stalls and things. While looking about after having a chat with my dad about my acheivement and the discovery of a new mummy-themed fun house… I saw that there was a stall for a deafness charity in which they were recording how loud children were shouting in decibels.
I got 108.
Guy was pretty stunned by it. Gave me a certificate and everything. Given the title of "Loudest Kid in Clydebank".
Not very official but I'm considering maybe trying something like that again to see if I can go louder and maybe beat what I think is the World Record. 112 decibels.
I'll need a bite more research before I go in for it, though. I'm kinda hoping that I can make that record before I hit 20 in four months.
- I bite my left fingers alot, so much actually that I've almost bitten of the top of my fingertips.
- I walk kind of like a wounded mountain climber cause of my right foot.
- I tend to think uploud while doing something hard and time consuming.
- I like waffles and rubbardpie.
- I have an unusually long hair, wich grows from a birthmark on my belly.
- I LOVE ketchup. Sweet blend Tomato Ketchup of Del Monte is TEH LOVE
- I like lanterns and old antique stuffs. Old stuffs.
- I like the color brown. I love painting in monochrome using the color brown.
- I get thinner during the holidays instead of getting fat. Despite the fact that I eat a lot during this season.
- I love rolling on my bed
- I have a mole in the middle of my middle finger. Measure it. It's exactly in the middle.
- I can fall asleep practically anytime. Anywhere. Even while riding a bike! (This caused me to fall into a dirty polluted canal and gave me a lot of injuries lol! )
- I don't have a cellphone. Not just because I don't have money but because I don't like it. I don't text and shit. I only use it for emergencies. (I'm dead-boring like that)
- Always followed by lizards, cockroaches, rats, mice and sh!t. I don't know why they follow me around but they do and it's creepy as hell.
*___o I hate my weirdness.
Strange facts about me?
I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicated this post to him I wasnt going to post, I dedicate this post to him. I was gonna rip his heart out, I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and most vicious and most ruthless champion thers ever been. Theres no one who can stop me!
Ozone is a conquerer?
NO!
I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander!
I'm the best EVER. There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston I'm Jack Dempsey! Theres no one like me! I'm from their cloth! Thers no one who can match me! My style is impetuous! My defenses are impregnable! AND IM JUST FEROCIOUS! I WANT YOUR HEART I WANT TO EAT HIS CHILDREN!
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
I'm double jointed. That is, my fingers on both hands can bend backwards and touch my wrist. My elbows bend inward past where they should normally stop, and I also can do a good head twitch. I worked at a haunted house once, and I scared quite a few people by just having my neck bend randomly and twitching my head at customers.
I am colour blind.
In an eye, there are 2 parts that sense an incoming image, the retina and another bit that I never remember the name of which is just under the retina.
Now, the bit I can't remember the name of is stretched on one side in both of my eyes, and I cannot focus on anything that is green and a lot of other colours are picked up differently to me.
As proved by those dots tests.
So, I have been prescribed a special pair of glasses since I was 14 that refract the light in a certain way to give me a more correct view of colours.
But, I've refused to wear them since I was 15, I don't like them and it's never been a massive problem for me.
Also, I eat a lot more than my daily average states I should, and I should be morbidly obese.
But I have a massive fast metabolic speed, so it burns itself into muscle rather than fat, I was so happy when I found this out that I bought 3 large pizzas and ate 2 of them. Then was very sick because I ate too much.
I don't like knives lying about the house; They have to be all put away safely. Not butter knives, but sharp cooking knives, hunting knives, machetes, craft knives, pocket knives, swords etc. Anything that's sharp and nasty has to be put away.
And I don't like being around someone who's using a sharp knife.
…But then I'm very wary around any sort of weapon type thing really, especially if it's being wielded somehow. I also wince when people are being stupid with weapons on film.
I've always got a blade and lighter on me. I'm not a cutter, nor do i smoke. I like fire. I like knives. I actually keep two knives under my bed.
Also, I once had a concversation with a hawk. I've no idea what we said, but we talked for a few minutes.
That screech has also come in handy in subduing my foes (eg. my little brothers)
I have a pretty good memory, that is, long term memory, my short term memory is awful
I used to love to draw when i was four years old, then quit when i was seven, now it's been like six years since i started to draw once again.
I have Orion's Belt on my face (that is three moles)
I have Bike-Phobia since the very day a Bike ran over me in a gas station
I have problems maintaining balance and tend to fall of very often
I Know Hospitals pretty well since i lived my childhood in them
and many many more ….
I Know Hospitals pretty well since i lived my childhood in them
-I'm an English teacher who knows how program in 5 languages (not too strange)
-I grew up in the land of camels and shawarmas, in the middle of a desert
-My first word-processor was in DOS and my first computer game only had 4 colours.
-I'm 5'11", 220 lbs, did Filipino martial arts for 6 years, and yet I play the violin
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