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Hay gaiz, I got The Who to sing a song about us.
It's about the fact that DD High has already lost without even knowing it and us crushing them. We don't need to worry at all :D
We're here in the fields
We fight for our meals
We get our backs into our living
We don't need to fight
To prove we're right
We don't need to be forgiven
Don't try
Don't raise your eye
It's only Drunkduck High
Dragonizer, take my nukes
Throw it at those pukes
Put out the fire
With their own blood.
The exodus is here
The better ones are here
Let's get together
Before the fascists get much closer
Drunk Duck High!
It's only DD High!
Drunk Duck High!
Oh, oh
Drunk Duck High!
We'll all waste 'em!
I'm no Pete Townshend.
All right people.
DD High just started.
I have an official demand to make of this comic. I demand I make an appearence in every comic, deliver a clever joke, while being completely ignored by everyone, and contributing absolutely nothing to the comic. I know that you try to make this comic saying "Just because you were a part of TD, doesn't mean you get in every comic" but think back! I posted in every thread (without adding anything to it, mind you), with absolutely no one paying attention to me. Just look in this thread! I posted several time, and not one person paid me any attention, but I indeed posted!
I believe I deserve this.
I have an official demand to make of this comic. I demand I make an appearence in every comic, deliver a clever joke, while being completely ignored by everyone, and contributing absolutely nothing to the comic. I know that you try to make this comic saying "Just because you were a part of TD, doesn't mean you get in every comic" but think back! I posted in every thread (without adding anything to it, mind you), with absolutely no one paying attention to me. Just look in this thread! I posted several time, and not one person paid me any attention, but I indeed posted!
I believe I deserve this.
The Top Drawer High Army's Song Lyrics
(Sung to the tune of the Major-General's Song a.k.a. The Elements)
Orange: I'll drop things atop the heads of our intruders from up my tree!
crocty: I'll abuse science to defeat our adversaries before tea!
Arashi_san: I'll whack 'em with my wooden sword 'cause that is what I like to do!
Dragonizer: And I'll fight fire with fire and with sharp knives if I have to!
Niccea: I'll infiltrate the cafeteria and poison all their food!
seventy2: I'll sneak in and assimilate 'cause I'm a really stealthy dude!
herio: I, double agent herio, will divulge every secret plan
Of DD High, even if it means sleeping with the ice-cream man!
ozoneocean: I'll support you, although I'm just watching from afar over there!
LIZARD_B1TE: I'll mess those kids up by employing psychological warfare!
Eirikr: I'll help by distributing anti-DD High literature!
Renga Studio: And I will make the school look bad with the art of caricature!
Zephyrion: I'll win over our enemies; if not with words, then with my fist!
Wills42: I'll aggressively defend our cause like a crazy activist!
Hippie Van: That goes double for me, though I don't desire blood to trickle…
warefish: And I'll persuade the populace with propaganda musical!
LoveandGuns: I'll blow up their school building bit by bit until there's nothing left!
bellagail and SmokeisinmyMind: We'll make off with their school fund seeing that we specialize in theft!
Puff_Of_Smoke: I'll ruin the high school by gumming up the works behind the scenes!
PIT_FACE: And I will put 'em out by vandalizing their vending machines!
Product Placement: So if you wanna join us in our fight against the enemy,
Go to the TD High thread in Networking & Community
And post a reply to let us know that you've answered duty's call,
And what you can do to help us trounce DD High once and for all!
Product Placement: We'll fight, compete, and even cheat until sooner or later
DrunkDuck High School will be nothing but a big, smoking crater!
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