At the rate you're going, the detention room is going to be full of hazed out kids whimpering in pain as Midge dunks their hands into hot resin.
And I'm going to be left alone with empty hallways and nobody in the classrooms…
Fuck yes! That means I can have all the supplies in the art room to myself!
apparently i have the power to evade you as i stalk the apathetic guitar kid. so i guess that as long as he's not in detention (whoever the hell he is), i'm not in detention.
I actually got kicked out of school for carrying a concealed weapon, so I'd imagine I'd be the slut, right?
Detention.
Everyone else, get back to class and quit screwing around! You've to a 5000 word report to write tomorrow. If you don't do you FAIL and as a reward you get to work in the school sewage farm.
Dork, loner, or weird kid? Oh, I just can't decide! The way I see it, I would fall under the category of artist, cartoonist in the school paper, class clown, dropout, marching band member (on snare drum, of course!), library recluse, senior member of the A.V. club, or voyeuristic schoolboy who likes to ogle cute girls through the secret peephole on their locker room wall. Then again, after adding the majority of the types that make up my dominant character trait according to color…
*Groan* I guess I'll be the dork. At least the glasses and pocket protector will make me look smarter.
What do we use for everyone? Their icons? Or stereotypical stock photos?
IT SHOULD BE THEIR ICONS.
no. mecha's idea is better.
Wait, I think crocty may be on to something…
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Someone please explain to me why we are trying to emulate a high school.
I thought we got on the internet in order to escape the terrors of real life.
Damnit kids, get your essays done! I want a 5 page essay done by tomorrow! And because I hate you all, it's on Ulysses! Enjoy! Now I'm going to go empty what's left of my carton of cigs.
Do you have a hall pass? No? Go back to Eirikr's class!
Also, thank you for upholding order. Tell you what, if you wait until after class, I'll split some of my vodka hidden under the desk with you. No funny stuff, I'm just too smashed as it is to drink it all.
Insebordination(sic), huh? Fine, what does it matter anyway, you're all going nowhere. I'll just let Principal Ozone and Janitor Midge take care of you. Or, you can learn about conjunctions. Your choice, I'm not payed enough to care.
I'd also be the guy that clogs the network and screws around with the staff accounts on a regular basis. I would do it in my freshman year in highschool like once a week… Until they caught me at the end of the year ;_;… Basically, Ed if she wasn't so cute and read more manga and manhwa… And if she was a guy…
No you won't. You will be one of the popular kids and as such your job is now to sneer at selected individuals.
You must also dress in expensive knock-off designer versions of what the cool weird kids were wearing last season. That's how these things work, sorry :(
Paris Hilton is now your god. Make a shrine and worship her! :gem: