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One more try, then someone else gets a go.

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You just had to keep at kicking the dead horse, didn't you? Had to kick it square in the- seriously, you had to use that joke again…alright, detention! Except instead of detention, I've decided to have Sticky follow you around for the rest of the week, I've made him immortal, and you now have a shock collar that is you try to hurt him, your vital organs will get shocked, but not fatally so. In fact, causes you pain, but doesn't hurt you!
So you will have to be patient with Sticky, or you are in deep trouble.

Mettaur
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Great, now if you hurt him, your head will blow up!

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Congratulations! You passed the real test! I knew you would fail with the electromagnet one, so I made a test for you where you had to be patient, and for once not kill a guy because he was annoying. And you passed! And as a reward, you get free pie of your choice, for a week. Perhaps you really do deserve this job…

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well PP did steal the last points… it was indeed Queen Elissar or Dido, as i prefer to call her. (either works) so yes, everyone is passing history so far!

also, mettaur… where did you get all those pies? if you robbed the school bake club again we will not have funds for catapults and cannons for our roof! that bake sale is for physics and nailing other schools with random crap!

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What? No, I got these here pies from my friend Samson, he is the minor deity of PIE! Bow down to the g-d of pies! Well, not worth bowing to, seeing as he is a minor g-d, but you still got to respect a dude that can make the best pies ever just materialize out of nothing.

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Danged PP had stolen the last danged points and danged 1337 was pretty danged angry about it. And the danged worst part was that danged Rokulily had supported his danged obvious cheating. And then, danged 1337 saw the danged solution…

Danged 1337 danged cheated off danged Product danged Placement danged and danged was danged sneaky danged about danged it danged.


Dang!

Mettaur
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Should I release the dang Mole-rats?

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Hey, everybody! Get a load of this PQ I got:

Hey dude, I'm just wondering, can I be principal? No one else want's to be, and I think I've done a pretty good job so far. After all, I prevented "Batman" from bringing any harm or stress to anyone, I think that's a good start. So can I be principal? Please?
lol! That's rich, huh?!








lol! (Renga wipes a tear from his eye.) Alright, Mettaur, I'll humor you; you can be the TD High principal (though I can't guarantee that anyone here is gonna respect your authority), but only until Newfag is finally taken care of. So enjoy being the principal while you still can, because your time is almost up…

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Top Drawer High #24: crocty's Got a Brand New Fag (Part 23). Crocty uses his secret technique to defeat Newfag.

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Well, looks like my time as principal is up. But wow, tampering with a PQ, reusing a different persons pictures, and that's what I get as the resignition? Wow, did you move out of hiatus just to get me out of being principal? Does your thread thrive on disorder, and I was starving it? Meh, I guess it's time to go back to my old job. Comentator and Judge at Forum Fighters, where we beam ancient warriors from the past and they kill each other in glorious combat for honor! Actually, better reasons for their fighting, we beam warriors that were about to die anyways, and in Forum Fighters their deaths can be used for science! And money, and amusement…what, you think that's wrong? From the same people that read Kombat Kubs (good comic). Current match, Spartan versus Mongol! Thank you for your time, I'm the goddamn Mettaur, peace out!

Mettaur
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Orange soda got spilled all over the keyboard, alright? I'm going to try to buy a new keyboard. But seriously, that's all you had to say? No curses or anything? Wow, you have surprised me Same, I am impressed by your self constraint. Plus, no spellcheck on the computer I was using, no spellcheck on this one either. So grow up! Or something, I will post a moving speech on society and injustice later, for now, go vote on Forum Fighters goddamnit!

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Eh, so did I! hehe…dorum…maybe if I make a parody of Forum Fighters, I'll call it that. Thanks Same, you helped me out there. Dorum Fighters…If I make it I'll give you credit.

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And it looks like Crocty failed. Alright, back to class! Turns out we are still going to have actual education, so that the next generation can actually be something for America to be proud of, instead of a bunch of slobs that can't even make their own flag!

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Alright, Mettaur, I'll humor you; you can be the TD High principal (though I can't guarantee that anyone here is gonna respect your authority), but only until Newfag is finally taken care of. So enjoy being the principal while you still can, because your time is almost up…
Wait… Mettaur has authoritah now?

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