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Mettaur
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Only the janitor showed up for the test, you all don't care? Supernatural Survival 101, very important class. Well, explain your choice.

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Bram Stokers classic dracula being the original vampire. Before they were pretty boys and emo fags. He was a bit of a pretty boy in the movie but thats just because he could change form and such. And eh drinks blood and doesnt afraid of anything.

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Wow, someone actually remembers the original vampires! Well, judging by your arguement on why, I give you points for this: You actually used the original vampires, and finally people are speaking out against Twilight!

Drinks blood, how does that make him a better fighter? And they do fear, just some get all no fear because they haven't died yet, but that just makes them careless.

And congratulations! Here is your prize, a level one robot minion! I reprogrammed this one to follow and obey the guy who won it. It is basically a floating radio, with a laser attached! But, with this being TD High and all, I watered the laser's damage it could do to "minor annoyance". It also has a pretty good AI, but not so good with decisions since it will always agree with you. Here ya go, and thanks for participating in the TD High testing program!

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How did you do that? It's nigh impossible to turn one off without it exploding if you aren't a pro, so how did you, the janitor, manage to deactivate it?

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So you splashed Cola all over your new fully functioning scout drone? Which could have sold well, but instead you splashed coke on it? Alright, note to self, make liquid-proof casing on all future robots… and just wait, I'll think of a new test, but it will be hard! Because it will have actual school questions!

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Really? What happened to the days I caught students using the drones they won to spy on people inappropriately? Now all these kids can think of is to make that valuable robot an extra football helmet…*sigh*…what happened?

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Alright, but not on the job. You still haven't finished cleaning that mess from the ghoul attack.

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No narrator, the only god-like entity's allowed here is the principal, and Chuck Norris. No other powerful people stuff! Besides, you have to prove you are good at it.

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I am the only godlike entity allowed on drunkduck.
'Nuff said.

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And all the ashes were talking. It was horrifying! They all thought they were the ones with real power but didn't know 1337's true plan for all of them.
1337 used his power to try and narrate something without a need for narration. The trash can had hurt him and now he was angry. He decided to enact his plan at this very moment. He knew there was no stopping him and what's done would be DONE.

1337 used confusion!

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What happens when you switch the current in an electromagnet? Reward for this one is… this hat!

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Ozone is no go….
ALL HAIL THE OZONEOCEAN MAN!

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Sorry, wrong answer.

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