Thread "Tell us your favourite riddle/joke" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Here, I have one for ya'll:

Today is Friday, all you have to do is figure out what day it is in the riddle.

''The day after tomorrow is the night before the morning after.''

Solve it, I dare ya.

It's Friday… you said so yourself. The rest is irrelevant gobbledegook much like the St. Ives riddle.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Here we go:

Because I am by nature blind,
I wisely choose to walk behind;
However, to avoid disgrace,
I let no creature see my face.
My words are few, but spoke with sense;
And yet my speaking gives offense:
Or if to whisper I presume
The company will fly the room.
By all the world I am oppressed;
And my oppression gives them rest.

I have no idea…

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Here we go:

Because I am by nature blind,
I wisely choose to walk behind;
However, to avoid disgrace,
I let no creature see my face.
My words are few, but spoke with sense;
And yet my speaking gives offense:
Or if to whisper I presume
The company will fly the room.
By all the world I am oppressed;
And my oppression gives them rest.

I have no idea…

Kuso gaki! Nani-temÃƒÂ«?! Chikusho… At least you got it…that was fast

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Here, I have one for ya'll:

Today is Friday, all you have to do is figure out what day it is in the riddle.

''The day after tomorrow is the night before the morning after.''

Solve it, I dare ya.
It's Friday… you said so yourself. The rest is irrelevant gobbledegook much like the St. Ives riddle.

It's actually Sunday if you follow it.

The day after tomorrow (Sunday) is the night before the Morning (Monday) after.

Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:

No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:

No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?

Easy, it's fire.

Here's one that isn't really a riddle, but I like it all the same:

A woman is on an escalator, which stops about half way up. She then begins to cry, why?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:

No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?

Easy, it's fire.

Here's one that isn't really a riddle, but I like it all the same:

A woman is on an escalator, which stops about half way up. She then begins to cry, why?

Good answer!

She is crying because she is fat and is too lazy to walk the rest of the way.

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 30, 2007

Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:

No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?

Easy, it's fire.

Here's one that isn't really a riddle, but I like it all the same:

A woman is on an escalator, which stops about half way up. She then begins to cry, why?

She wanted to go down? *L*