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hahahaha
she reminds me of a mental patient

She reminds me of Jack from "Pitch Black". The first Riddick Movie.

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Well thats the frist i ever heard of it. Oh well i don't really read a hole lot of clab suff.

Tell the turth thought i feel sorry for her. When she first started to go a little 'off' i couldn't be happyer, the end of her crappy music (woohoo). But know i really wish she'll store herself up, she grows up serounded by all these poeple telling her how to live her life and a hole lot of 'friends' and then when she trise to do somthing about her life herself she leaved to fuck it up and is holded by the meadia everware.

Mah maby i a solfy but hay. Really i dose don't wont to here about it.

To bad for the kids though. I feel REALLY sorry for them.

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whoa

CRAZED Britney Spears tried to HANG herself with a bedsheet before pleading with her estranged husband to give her another baby, we can reveal.

In a week of rehab madness the bonkers beauty wrote the number of the beast, 666, on her shaved head before running round the clinic screaming "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff.

"Later that night she tried to kill herself," a friend told us. "She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."

But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from SUICIDAL to MATRIMONIAL as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get PREGNANT.

The unpredictable 25-year-old star is now planning a new life for them and their two children in Louisiana as she sees out her stay at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California.

A source close to the clinic said: "Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently.

"She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him.

"She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage.

"Britney seems much happier and has calmed down a lot. She's a completely different Britney from the beginning of the week."

Staff at the addiction clinic will be relieved.

They have struggled to cope with the unhinged beauty who has checked in and out of rehab like a yo-yo, deranged by the torment of her break-up with Kevin last year.

Her pal told us: "She is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, ‘I am the Antichrist!'

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I'm a fake! I'm a fake!' It must have been really frightening.

"When she tried to hang herself it was more a cry for help."

And Kevin has responded to it. We exclusively revealed last week that he visited her in the clinic and promised to stand by her if she cleaned up her act and got well.

Since then the father of her two children, Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, five months, has been a regular visitor.

A source close to Britney said: "Kevin has been a real tower of strength for her and she has finally decided to give their marriage another shot.

"She thought things were over between her and Kevin after his wild partying and gambling.

"She felt he had deserted her and left her to bring up their two children on her own.

"She never even dreamed she would take him back.

"But Kevin's like a different man now. He's never been so caring before, and is really worried about Britney.

"He's been Britney's rock during her difficult time, and she wants to give him another chance.

"This week she even asked if she could have a night away from the Promises Clinic with Kevin. She's still waiting to hear if they will give her a pass so that they can go out for a romantic meal together.

"Kevin has also taken their two little boys to see their mum in rehab."

Just weeks ago the couple were bitterly fighting for custody of the two children.

Britney was pictured crazily attacking a car with an umbrella when Kevin refused to open the door and let her into his house.

Court

At one stage Britney offered Kevin £100,000 to drop a custody hearing over their two sons.

He refused the money but said he would postpone the court appearance until Britney had got herself sorted out.

Now sources say the couple have put their differences behind them and plan to renew their marriage vows as soon as Britney gets out of rehab. But while her love life is looking up, her health troubles are far from over.

It has been alleged the former pop princess's erratic behaviour has been caused by Class A drug crystal methamphetamine.

Crystal meth — which can be either snorted or injected — affects the brain and nervous system, triggering side effects like agitation, paranoia, confusion and violence.

Britney has struggled with drugs before and sources close to the rehab clinic have said she is attending sessions designed to address drug and booze problems.

Pals have claimed that they have seen her taking cocaine and ecstasy in the past.

But her behaviour has spiralled completely out of control since the beginning of the year.

She has repeatedly been photographed knickerless on wild nights out. She checked into a rehab centre in the Caribbean two weeks ago, but left after just 24 hours.

Then she went to a hair salon in California and shaved off her trademark locks.

A week ago she threatened to kill herself by gulping down two family-size bottles of painkillers.

A pal told us: "Britney held up two bottles of Tylenol (an American painkiller) and shouted, ‘I'm gonna do this, this is it! I'm through with the whole f***ing circus'."

A female friend was there and managed to talk her out of it.

"Britney was terrified Kevin would get full custody of the children after her public breakdown. She kept crying and said she would kill herself if she lost her boys," said her pal.

"She's relieved to see the end of the custody battle. Now we're all hoping that she can get her life back together."

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personally im sick of hearing about both britany spears and anna nicole. why dont they let anna nicole rest in peace already! i mean uhg! i know her life was full of sadness and happiness like the everyday joe, but now is the time to celebrate her life instead of carrying on the crap. Well, back to britanny spears…

she sickens me period. she used marrige to get her jollies back when she married her childhool friend for 1 day. i swear, most celebrities (not all) can't hold a marrige to save their life. it seems like that with alot of people with money. do people EVER get married for love anymore??? when marrying someone my opinion is you have to know everything about that person and know that you would be comfortable with them. it takes time…

As for her shaving her head, thats her business, if she's nuts, thats her business but the media saying "oh shes in rehab" blah blah blah, it makes me think its just some stupid media stunt to put attention on her and make her seem like she's trying to better herself. watch, in a couple of months, maybe even years she will be back on tv for doing something stupid again. you would think that if she wanted her children back then she would get her act together and show everyone that she isnt some loon. i'm not buying it. never will. celebs are infamous for media stunts!

some celebs are worth respecting (will smith and jada pinkett smith for example with their long lived marrige and angelina jolie for her humanitarianism)but as for celebs like britany who craves emo attention, i hope u love the attention becuase youre going to be looked at as crazy for a long time. =)

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