Thread "The "Reasons Why This Thread Can't Be Locked" Game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

Everyone comes up with a reason this game can't be locked. I'll start…

… because this thread contains the secrets to eternal life.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

… because this thread turns your pennies to gold.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 28, 2007

… because this thread seems fun.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 28, 2007

Because this thread will not generate enough attention to bother a mod to lock it

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 29, 2007

… because you can learn the mystic arts of kung fu here.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 29, 2007

Because I can't be bothered to lock it.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 29, 2007

BECAUSE IM HAVING FUN!!

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 29, 2007

Because this thread makes you irresistible to the opposite sex.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 29, 2007

Because its the only thing stopping Bush from blowing up the planet.

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 30, 2007

BECAUSE I SAY SO! not that my opinion matters but there ya go!

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 30, 2007

Cause it's cool.

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 30, 2007

Because it kills garden ninjas!!

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 30, 2007

Because it brings spiritual enlightenment to those who post here.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 31, 2007

because even if it is locked, I have the key.

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 1, 2007

because if they do the person who locks the thread will have his/her soul devoured by evil flaming monkeys from hell!

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 1, 2007

Because if you do the monkeys will kill me.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 1, 2007

because whenever you lock a thread, god kills a kitten, puppy, baby, AND makes someone's head explode.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 1, 2007

… because this thread will get you laaaaiiiiid.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 1, 2007

Because this thread grants three wishes.

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 1, 2007

because whoever posts in this thread gets 1 million dollars… and a karate hamster…

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 1, 2007

Because if we can get 1000 post on this thread I get to own my own Monkey in a Ninja Suit.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 2, 2007

because whoever locks it will be cursed by an evil curse! and not just any curse! oh no! this curse makes you only able to talk in curses! It also causes your feet to fall of.

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 4, 2007

Cause I have a bet on this Thread. (not really)

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 4, 2007

Because if you do god will punish us by making a horible new Adam Sandler movie, that are like the other 1500384.2

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 5, 2007

because if you do it will rain baby panda blood for seven days and seven nights, resulting in a very strange rendition of Noah's arc.