Thread "The "Reasons Why This Thread Can't Be Locked" Game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 7, 2007

Because the Interwebz said so.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 7, 2007

Because several thousand tiny green waterbound elephants will be irked by the last of this thread and cause a plague by sneaking in through people's noses, a mass amount of people at a time, and stample out their lungs. Oh noes!

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 7, 2007

because it's got +7 resistance against getting locked…
I mean, come on, +7? How on earth are you gunna lock that?!

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 8, 2007

because if you do I will do something random!

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 11, 2007

because peoples lives depend on this forum not being locked

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 11, 2007

because you would become depressed and in exaxtly 17 years commit suicide.

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 12, 2007

Cause if it is, Arch-Angel Zero Will kill us all.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 12, 2007

because this is an easy game to play

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 12, 2007

Cause if it is locked, then Le Farce will eat you.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 12, 2007

'cause I'm not a cat!

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 13, 2007

cause Tony will hurt you.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 7, 2007

cause the universe will cease to exist if it does

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 8, 2007

Cause I'm here.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 8, 2007

because dead karl will manipulate you if you do

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 8, 2007

'cause I'll get Micheal Jackson over here if you do!

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 8, 2007

Because Bush wants it locked. You don't want what Bush wants, do you? DO YOU?!!!!

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 8, 2007

Because I don't feel like it.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 9, 2007

because it dosent matter any way

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 9, 2007

because no one in this thread is a terrorist!
Right?

RIGHT???
RIGHT!??!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD I'M GONNA GET BOMB'D!

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 9, 2007

cause bocaj is getting annoying and we accept him for it

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 9, 2007

Because, if it supposedly got locked, and no one was around to see it get locked, then would it still be locked?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 9, 2007

cause maulgryve is correct

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 9, 2007

because if you keep it unlocked I'll stop being annoying…

…and you get free e-cookies…

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 10, 2007

Because the holy Icelandic wolf has posted in it. BOW BEFORE ME!

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

Cause this post makes 50.