The "Reasons Why This Thread Can't Be Locked" Game

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it, he will come.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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Woah… that's fucking freaky! I was gunna say…

If you lock it, then the messiah will not appear.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it…then we will not be able access the buttload of porn stashed here.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it… then Cth' would have to look for a job.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it and the kid gets it!!! Dun Dun DUUUUNNNN!!!

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it… then Cth' would have to look for a job.

And my job would a telemarketer.

I dare you to lock it.

I dare you.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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Lock it then Cthulhu has a will to live!

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it… then your ego will go up.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If there is no other way than locking it….sniffle…whimper…just understand locking it will destroy the future of our child.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it… then I'll just ask ozone' to unlock it.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it we have a crack team of technicians who will work around the clock to unlock it.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it… then I will tell my gangsta cousin to unlock it… and to steal your DS.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it…I will huff… and puff… and blow it… back open?

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it… I will use C4 to unlock it.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it…I'll tell my mom.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it… then I will oldnapped TheMidge28.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 29, 2007

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If you lock it…I will never see the sweet beautiful sun again.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 30, 2007

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If you lock it, then I'll go back to TD.

Nah.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 30, 2007

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If you lock it fern will go back to the TD.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 3, 2007

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if you lock it then i shall to leave DD

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 6, 2007

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Because if you lock it I will come to your house.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 10, 2007

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Because I'm afraid of what might happen if DC came to my house.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Because if you lock it, TheMidge's mustache will EAT YOU!!

Posted at 3:08AM, Aug. 14, 2007

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If you lock it, I'll post a picture of my mom. No, not Cthulhu's mom, but Brandon Wargo's mom. And you don't want that, either.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 14, 2007

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Cuz stone cold said so!