Thread "The 2009 Rant, Vent, and Share thread" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 3, 2009

This is an excerpt from a conversation that happened about three couple of hours ago. Keep in mind the child is about 12.
Myself: So ma'am, how have the kids been doing?
Mother: They're okay, they're doing pretty well in school. [Child's name] is off from school right now because he had to go to the dentist. (calls the child in the room)
Child: Hey mister!
Myself: Yes? What's up?
Child: My mom has this huge glass dildo she keeps in her closet! Do you need to see that?
Myself: ….
Mother: …. (stands up and heads for the front door)
Mother: I'm gonna go have a cigarette.

You sir, have made my day!

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 3, 2009

haha, mine too!

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 3, 2009

i'm so motivated right now. i have just found out, that one of my friends wants to retrain into the same area as me (not the same job, but same requirements, and the first 10 weeks are together). and we're going to begin working out together. it's re motivated me. it's fun sometims and quick to work out by yourself, but there's something about working out by yourself, that isnt as fun as the working out with someone else.
but not in a group. (group is classified as if there's at least one person there, that you're not friends with, or has entirely seperate goals in fitness from you. I'm sure ryu or anyone who works out regularly, would agree with this.

also, it's not good, (but good for me) they've relaxed their standards again. not much, but enough to motivate me. 15 seconds here and there. i'm so motivated.

LETS DO THIS.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 3, 2009

I'm sick. :( I have a fever and everything.
Actually, this is kind of nice in a way because just this morning I was saying that I wish I could just stay home and paint all day…tomorrow I will get to stay home and paint, just with a few breaks for barfing and naps!

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 3, 2009

HOLY MOTHER OF SOMETHINGORANOTHER!

I think I might have a job. A straight job! Teaching printmaking, even! A children's class and an adult class! huh!? Bah! Toca madera! Toca madera! I don't want to jinx it this time!

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

yay work! i lurf it at 3 in the morning!!

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

I think it's hard for me to write plastic because it's a slice of life, and i have no life.
lol
i make a zee joke at own expense, yes? yes.

I totally wrote a short werewolf story- god it's so hilariously retarded, I'm going to put it up on some short fiction site after i revise it.
It's much better than ronery werewolf. :gem:

Posted at 3:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

What Skullbie just said reminds me…I think I was going to do one of the most un-original ideas ever for my comic. Thank God I changed it. It was were Ryu and the Krew would have to transform into these huge beasts and destroy everything.

Like that's definitely original… (Sonic, Dragon Ball Z, basically anything that revolves around people becoming stronger and larger size)

Funny part is, I came up with something that is 20000x better. :D

Also, did not get much working out done yesterday, because I was on the computer for a little while, moved my room around, drew a guest strip for somebody, and had homework -_-

I didn't even get to script.
:(
I also got a note from a girl yesterday, basically telling me I'm a sexy beast.
It was kind of cool.

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

You know when you're sitting around doing stuff, and you feel like there's something important happening, but you can't remember what it is?

I've got that right now. It's really annoying and I know I'm going to be missing out on something useful if I don't remember soon, because that is how Sod's Law works.

Also I can't find any scissors.

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

Bad migraine today kept me away from work… Having a day off of work would be nice except I was in bed with nasty head pain all day.
These headaches either make you feel really sick or really hungry. I was really hungry this evening so I had peperoni, heaps of cheese and two bowls of icecream.

Now I feel sick. -_-

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

@ Ozone, you really need to go see a doctor about those migranes. You have them way to often. Do you have high blood pressure? Check it out. For your own sake.

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So I have been drawing a lot of smexy ladies lately with upcoming pages for the comic and I have noticed a weird thing about me… and maybe I am not alone in this but I really enjoy drawing them. Not to the extent of arousal but my interests are pricked, so to speak. ;) But being raised Christian I have dichotomy of guilt with it. I told my wife about this and she thinks its funny and cute and teases me everytime she sees me drawing a boob.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

Just remember every time you draw that sinful 2D tit a 2000 year old jewish zombie is casting judgement whether you'll pass between the pearly gates or rot with satan and hitler for all eternity. :)

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I'm reading the catcher in the rye. Never read it, yeah i know. It's like painful what a dick this kid is, "lol everyone is a bunch of phonies!" then he makes up lies to trick people and acts like someone else all the time. Is that the whole point behind the book? Teens are hypocrites and morons? That just kills me.

I like when he cried after that pimp roughed him up, the way Salinger writes is so personal i guess that's the main appeal that it's not PHONY BIG FAT PHONY.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

I also got a note from a girl yesterday, basically telling me I'm a sexy beast.
It was kind of cool.

What the hell do have to do to get your life? I mean you're likable and all, but goddamn it sometimes :gem:

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

Just remember every time you draw that sinful 2D tit a 2000 year old jewish zombie is casting judgement whether you'll pass between the pearly gates or rot with satan and hitler for all eternity. :)

and also remember everytime a cymbal crashes, an angel's balls drop.

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

After about 24 hours of brainstorming I finally came up with a name for my "comics company". :D

Working on a logo now.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

I just want this week to hurry up to be over. I had a test and paper yesterday, a test today, and a test tomorrow. I just found out that the paper that was supposed to be due tomorrow has been pushed back to next week. But I kinda like to know that a few days before it is due and not second hand from class mates. <-.-> That teacher is so unorganized.

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

What the hell do have to do to get your life?

Ha, did you write that in a fit of rage or something? It makes no sense.

I'm still sick, both my parents are home which is making this day a lot less relaxing, and they're not even being nice to me.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

Ha, did you write that in a fit of rage or something? It makes no sense.

Unfortunately that is my normal typing, I omit small words like 'i' and 'a' without even realizing -.- lol trainwreck grammar.

Maybe i should just start typing like a certain other forum member, break free of languaes restainst!!!

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

I'm reading the catcher in the rye. Never read it, yeah i know. It's like painful what a dick this kid is, "lol everyone is a bunch of phonies!" then he makes up lies to trick people and acts like someone else all the time. Is that the whole point behind the book? Teens are hypocrites and morons? That just kills me.

That's about it. You basically have to be a person at the same stage of life as Holden to appreciate the book. If you're coming to it after you're past that stage (where you want to be grownup and at the same time are filled with self important childishness) then it's really difficult to empathise with him. I can appreciate that it's a well written book, but it didn't do anything for me.

Now King Solomon's Mines, THERE'S a book!

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 4, 2009

I also got a note from a girl yesterday, basically telling me I'm a sexy beast.
It was kind of cool.
What the hell do have to do to get your life? I mean you're likable and all, but goddamn it sometimes :gem:

Uhh. I'm not really understanding what your saying.
I'm a little different in person.
And I actually don't have THAT high of a self esteem ;)

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 4, 2009

I think she wants your girlfriend.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 4, 2009

I think she wants your girlfriend.

Yes.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 4, 2009

I think she wants your girlfriend.
Yes.

Ah. I have no girlfriend though.
Just a massive horde of girls that like me.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 4, 2009

And they will never become aforementioned girlfriend unless you ask.

The only way to get a girl you want is to ask. Otherwise you're either messing with their head or making yourself into a friend.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 4, 2009

And they will never become aforementioned girlfriend unless you ask.

The only way to get a girl you want is to ask. Otherwise you're either messing with their head or making yourself into a friend.

I dunno, man- with every relationship I've ever been in, I've made the first move. But then again I ain't the shy type. Or the girly type, for that matter. But I think if women (although granted, maybe not girls) are interested in you, they make it pretty obvious.