I completely know what you're talking about. There's this one girl I know who on the odd occasion decides to ring me and literally will talk for about 45 minutes. As much as a value her as a friend, I'd really like to just say "okay thats great now fuck off." because I'm usually in the middle of something and clearly me going "yeah, yeah, mhmm, yeah" for the whole 'conversation' doesn't make any difference at all.
God, women.
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I had a nice romantic evening planned with my boyfriend. It was to celebrate my 21st birthday early since there is a good possiblity that I wouldn't see him until after my birthday was over.
We went to the Olive Garden. He bought me wine for my birthday, but since it is still illegal for me to have it in my possession, we went to his place to drink it.
We had the wine and dessert and were just starting to relax and turn on the TV. When his roommate started doing it with his girlfriend. Needless to say the entire mood was gone and we went to Wendy's for more dessert.
When his roommate started doing it with his girlfriend.Should've taken it as a cue. Perfect way to round off the date ^^
-Naw, when you're in a different mood, that really spoils it -_-
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Once again I delved into the gift set of DVDs my sister sent me in order to have background on while drawing. This time it was "The LOVE Guru".
Another stinking dud… Ugh. I don't think I've become more snobbish in my comedy tastes, I think that movie really was as base and as crap as it seemed. The idea was sort of nice and the Indian singing numbers were cool, but the jokes were awful and the gross-out stuff was yech!
I could see the juvenile level was deliberate and Mike Myers was trying to make the whole thing a bit like an old Carry On film, but it didn't even work at that level.
It's a good film for 10 to 16 year olds because it's that style of humour, but crap for anyone else.
I watched love guru, it wasn't all around funny but some moments had me laughing like a drugged up mentally retarded hyena version of bill crosby. What I hated though was it was one of those comedies that stops making jokes halfway through as an attempt to get a story in. I hate, hate, HATE those. I'd rather have all around mediocre funny than great lulz in the beginning with deadpan silence after.
Another movie that did that was Get Smart, but the jokes were unfunny to begin with (except the plastic surgery joke rofl)
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I wish people would stop wanking about the Doctors lower Manhattan, that movie was sooooo yesterday ohmygawd
We had the wine and dessert and were just starting to relax and turn on the TV. When his roommate started doing it with his girlfriend. Needless to say the entire mood was gone and we went to Wendy's for more dessert.
I'm being a total jerk saying this, but that was really funny.
Right now I should be finihsing a assignment in journalism about some kind of lifestyle-magazine, but being a fat/lazy slob dose not help me at all…
Hoo, boy. Only two days until I get my tattoo. God, it's a dumb one. But I'm stoked nonetheless. >:)
After takin' a month off, I started on drawing Ch. 3 of "The Hub". I finally switched to Bristol Board. I think I'm gonna try completing each page at once, instead of doing all the pencils start to finish, then going back and doing all the inks. Maybe it'll give me more of a sense of accomplishment to have an entirely finished page befor I start the next one? I'm interested to see how it'll affect the art.
I watched love guru, it wasn't all around funny but some moments had me laughing like a drugged up mentally retarded hyena version of bill crosby.What? With jokes like a guy getting hit in the nuts, two elephants screwing, names like Lee grande Coq and Pullmypud etc? OMG the names! I tittered in some places.
But now I'm currently watching Don't Mess With Zohan- yet another of my sister's pirate treasure. I'm pleased to discover that I haven't lost touch with my sense of humour and that Hollywood comedies can still be funny. I'm finding it hilarious, and this is an Adam Sandler film for goodness sake! …except he always seems to have this thing about screwing old ladies in his stuff. Why is that?
I'm interested to see how it'll affect the art.Oooooo… your current technique sounds pretty good. I do the one whole page at a time thing, I don't know how it is for other people but it really stops the flow of the thing for me… The only reason I keep working that way is because I'm stubborn and set in my ways.
Aw, man! Now you've got me second-guessing!I'm interested to see how it'll affect the art.Oooooo… your current technique sounds pretty good. I do the one whole page at a time thing, I don't know how it is for other people but it really stops the flow of the thing for me… The only reason I keep working that way is because I'm stubborn and set in my ways.
Post about my cats #76:
Spayed cat(Lucy) is like football cat. I mean she LIVES to attack/wrestle. I let her outside for a few hours because she was going batshit insane tackling my trashbag like a linebacker, and as soon as i opened the door she ran out, ate a grasshopper, and started tormenting all my other cats. They run away but it doesn't matter she catches up and heatbutts them.
She's really sneaky too, if they get defensive she'll crouch low, do a ton of feints, quickly dash to one side- then dash the other way and attack. She does this when i twirl a pen in front of her and take it away before she touches it- she always gets it ugh -_- I like playing with laylay because her reflexes are like an 80 year old mans and i always win. B)
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I left an inquiry on onlinecomics for a writer of a short comic. I'm not sure what other forums to post that stuff in so i used them. I don't want to ask smackjeeves or anything since i doubt they'll have what i'm looking for, and the only other one i can think of doesn't like manga and most writers are doing boring superhero/grimdark stuff.
About two months ago, I asked out the most beautiful woman I ever got the balls to approach. To my amazement, she went along with it, and we had a couple of dates, and things seemed to really be going well. Then I found out she was still married, so I broke things off with her, even though she claimed he was in Iraq and they were getting a divorce. I would later find out that too was a lie, because not only was he still in town they still lived together.
Well, I put the whole scene behind me, until walking out of Wal-mart to my car, who do I see has parked almost adjacent to me but her, and her husband. She looked up and saw me, and then quickly looked down and away until I had passed. Her husband noticed this, and shot me a look.
A part of me wanted to pummel the guy for nothing, really, other than being in the way. But I just got in the car and drove back to the office.
Unrelated note about cats, I met a family who had 13 cats, divided into two prides who owned different sides of the house and fought violently. The exception was the 13th cat, who was blind, and named Illidan. He could go wherever he wanted because he bullied every other cat in the house.
So I decided to visit the family for part of my spring break. Worst decision I could have made. I have 3 illustrations for one class a poster to design and sketches to come up with for a commission by the end of the week and they got rid of my desk and any place in the house I could possibly work. This was all an attempt to "baby proof" the house despite the fact that there's been a kid here for almost 2 years now without killing himself. I would go to the library or a coffee shop to work, but it turns out my ex-fiancee is working at the only coffee shop in town that lets you sit and work, and the nearest library is 7 miles away on the other side of town and I currently have no vehicle since my brother-in-law has my car.
Now I'm just belting out Irish Punk and Great Big Sea songs to entertain my nephew and drive my sister nuts. Though she joined in on the f**k Iowa song, which is different than usual.
i have discovered a discovery. no treasure mind you, but a corner of the internet. an old attic if you will. and it has eaten up the last two hours of my life. it's tvtrope.org. and it lists all the "mary sue" type words for television. phrases that generalize and such.
i must leave, but i cant. i mean, how would i find treasures like this
and hippie, i stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
You guys. I have nothing left to do.
Because I just beat Donkey Kong Country 2. It didn't take me that long. But it's just the point.
Now I have no games to play in the middle of working on my comic.
I am sad now :[
I guess I can stay up late and draw and re-write parts of my script. Because I have no school tomorrow! :D
There's this Mexican joint by my house that I eat at a couple times a week. It's good, but I always get home and fall into this Mexican food-induced coma and am out for an hour or two. Then I wake up with a Mexican food-induced hangover, and am worthless for the next six hours. Which is where I am now. Damn you, Mole Poblano! Daaaamn yoooou!
Anyone else ever found themselves on YouTube? Like, a video of you, that you had no prior knowledge existed? And you were dancing? Drunkenly? Without someone else's girlfriend? Yeeeeah. Embarrassing. I am pretty sure the same woman also possesses even more incriminating videos; which I really want to believe she wouldn't post online. I've got to stop googling myself. It never leads to anything good.
Anyone else ever found themselves on YouTube? Like, a video of you, that you had no prior knowledge existed? And you were dancing? Drunkenly? Without someone else's girlfriend? Yeeeeah. Embarrassing. I am pretty sure the same woman also possesses even more incriminating videos; which I really want to believe she wouldn't post online. I've got to stop googling myself. It never leads to anything good.
OH MY GOD.
I JUST GOOGLED MYSELF.
SOMEBODY IN THIS WORLD HAS MY SAME EXACT NAME!
It's not a weird name.
I've searched for myself before, many times.
Now I know I'm not the only Aaron K. in this world!
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