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Whoa, sandy that definitely did not make any sense.
Changing things a bit for tiny amount of grammar we want to keep here:
…sewing needle, which happened to be beyond our galaxy. Granglewort was hurt…
Please read the other posts before you post and PLEASE try and keep the grammar correct. Thanks and have fun! :)
Have no fear, Tater Salad, I will grammarfy this sentence!
"There was a great big cat who had not gotten permission, nor had it eaten in days; it was dead."
Thar we go! :wink:
Tater Salad, those links are awesome, but I agree with Mike. Please put your words as the link. Then we get confusing things like above to happen. But please, keep doing the link things. They're so funny! :lol:
heh, it's alright sandy. Now you know! :)
Actually, Tater, Bitto's post made perfect sense; it's all in the way you read it. And that's alright if you don't want to play. You just don't have to post in here anymore! Oh the joys of the internet. :)
I usually post a summary every even page. I'll wait until we hit 8 pages and then I'll summarize again. Maybe I should do it more often?
"Holy crap!" yelled…
Recap Time #4!
In the woods by the brook lived a soldier named Granglwort. She darned her socks and ate her three course dinner.
Suddenly, a gunshot rang out. She looked around worriedly and jumped into Gene Simmon's tongue. It was long and gelatinous; the tounge went back and tried to see the shooter beside it.
Granglwort ate his[her] pie along with that cat over there.
"Hey," said Granglwort, "did you see how many pies that long tounge consumed ina fury![?]" (…end quotation mark.)
Ian Jay, smart?
Witty more like.
So Granglwort fled some where else to see the giant panda bear who performed Shakespeare. Unfortunately, a Winnebago plummeted over it, landing on my off ramp, rolling down the highway bear and all, where the bear was stripped bare and forced to use Nair products to wash his Barbie Doll in his mother's special Dharma ranch dressing, causing it to smell very tasty.
"Oh no," cried the disgruntled mistress of the bear. "Who was watching after the panda?"
It had gone, and put its Barbie doll in a tuba and forgot. So she walked away while the Barbie dolls made incoherent sentence.
Suddenly, a houseboat came floating around and started to dance with feet. And then they swamped three mean chocolate pudding pops, but there was no shoebox to use for shelter, so they ran far, far away.
Meanwhile, at the Barbie Doll Inn, (Barbie Doll Inn? ) the waxing session removed Barbie's stubble from the top of her thigh. And then the Barbie Doll [Inn] imploded due to fear of Ken.
Suddenly, furless hamsters with blazing bayonets charged the dolls fifty dollars, for not killing them.
Meanwhile, somewhere else Ken called Barbie while sleeping with Jack the Ripper who was molesting Barbie's rival, Cindy. They hadn't paid to get into Bob Barker's house so they went swimming naked with Dave the Savage, who had a giant, slimy sword between his legs. Proudly, he says, "This is my staff of doom."
The girls tittered down the hall to where the Hall of Justice lay, with many brandy legged heros. They shouted "HomeRowed!" and confused the small children attending the seminar on Duck-Billed Platypus.
A planet where Onga Chonga was wondering what the [—-] happened to his underfantastic bass guitar. Onga Chonga found my sword itches when used as a monkey's pineapple. But itchy swords are good for rubbing with oil in the ass of a Rhino, or Barbie's vagina. Where is Ken's piping hot pipe when you need a warm rod?
"It's in the Refrigerator of Rotting, but of course."
Well that's random.
Omg Fruit Flies!
SONIC DEATH MONKEY
STAY ON TASK!
So little Timmy saw his father eating a chocolate-coated furry chinchilla.
It was very furry, chewy and had a scholarship for the length of three bi-annual years. He flew upside-down into the vat of cheese, made by China-bound cruise passengers. The plan was to hijack some spork bomb of unknown proportions and plant them in one of those [things]. Then there was raining death monkeys, screeching for their moms, who had like, twenty cheeseburgers?!
Consequently, Granglewort had been sitting on a grand piano that was broken by Granglewort's arse, who was holding the long, shiny sewing needle, which happened to be beyond our galaxy. Granglewort was hurt but the phlegm that flew from heaven, but was far…………………….. too…………………………….. slow…………………………………
but it splashed !
There was a great big cat who had not gotten permission from [someone], nor had it eaten in days; it was dead and covered with maggots. It was stinky and smelled like a rotten rat. Granglewort stared at [it.] Someone had stepped on the dead cat's tater salad, picked it up, and threw it!
"Holy Crap!" Yelled mister Wiggle's attorney, who swiftly ducked behind two rabbits and pull[ed] their…
Ah, sorry about missing your post there, Bitto, and starting a new sentence. Oh well, on we go!
tails so hard
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