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therealtj
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Zorro would drive an Aston Martin if he had a car.

Next topic: Depressing things.

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Aston Martin that crashed :(

humorman
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Red car.

da_kasha
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Compost bin containing Aston Martins.

crocty
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Dead Aston Martin :(

therealtj
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Every Aston Martin is gone.

crocty
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Fired Aston Martin.
(How will he make money for his children now?! ;______; )

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Gay Aston Martins being unable to go out on dates anymore because their stupid Aston Martin parents are too old fashioned and narrow-minded.

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Hot and Sexy Aston Martin. Only everyone just looks at it's body, and never cares about its feelings and personality. It acts happy but on the inside it's dying. Eventually it will slash its own tires until it bleeds to death.

:(

humorman
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red car

crocty
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I once saw an Aston martin that had crashed
Just like the time I saw an Aston martin that had been shot.

humorman
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red car
I hate black people.
That's not nice.

therealtj
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Kittens don't like Aston Martins. :(

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Lost Aston Martin.

humorman
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red car

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Many people don't have Aston Martins. What horrible lives they must lead.

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NOOOO!!! Somebody keyed my Aston Martin!

therealtj
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Over 200 Aston Martins got in wrecks last year…

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(Well… this nothing like i thought it would turn out to be, but nonetheless it is working this way and as creator of topic i would like to join in)
Pureple Aston Martin's that have "Knights of Cydonia" playing in the back! GH3 FTW!

crocty
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Quite amusing, earlier I keyed some Icelander's Aston Martin. >:D

therealtj
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Red car nearly beat out Aston Martin.

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Someone's dog died in an Aston Martin.

therealtj
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Truely, it's sad how many Aston Martins are abandoned every day.

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Urinating on Aston Martins just isn't polite.

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