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Ozoneocean
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"Baby, I'd blow anything for you! Lets get married, I love a man in uniform. Frequently ^_^."

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let's get married in my hometown, paris!

(lol, it'd be amusing to have an thread where our avatars gets married)

Ozoneocean
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"That was a lovely ceremony honey, you were an ANIMAL on the wedding night… I just hate your family, they smell too French.”

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Yeah, the sex was great. but honestly, couldn't you be a little bit dirty? you smell too clean!

Ozoneocean
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"I will not get dirty for you or anyone. Weird sicko, pervy freak… Now ride me like a bucking bronco you dirty beast!"

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oh baby I love it when you talk dirty.

Ozoneocean
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"What? Talk? I only married you for the sex. I want a divorce! But first, lets do it again…"

Stain
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I am a big man, yes I am, and I've got a big gun.

I look like some shitty animation an 8th grader did!

It will be once I animate it.

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my hair is so flat! damn that hair conditioning! :evil:

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WTF?!!

Ozoneocean
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"the photoshoots get Sooooooo boooooring… GOD I'M PRETTY!"

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don't even start with the lame rocket jokes, I've heard them all before! :evil: (blows up random person)

Stain
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This is how people move… In the future…

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my nose sticks out way too much. can you reccomend any makeup to make it less noticable?

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If I concentrate hard enough I can make bigger eye beams than Superman >=D

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leave me alone, I'm napping.

Terminal
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"Bullet time isn't what it used to be."

.: Myxomatosis :.

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if I pose like this, do I still look handsome?

Adariel
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stop moving the camera you idiot, youre making me dizzy

Anonymous
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So thats how you make a lap, dance

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"I don't know bob….. is that a tatoo of your eye with lines going through it? or is that a birth mark?"

Whiskers
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I shall stare at you and call you bubbles.

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talk to the hand.

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