Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 27, 2008

You can always go outside and make friends.

I can't drive safely because of sleep deprivation

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 27, 2008

Hire a personal chauffeur for the day and sleep in the back.

My little sister is a manipulative crazed bitch, and she's only 10.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 27, 2008

She can only get better! right?

I can't keep food down.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 27, 2008

You can eat it again and again and again…

I compensate for my troubled childhood by making racial jokes on the interwebs.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 27, 2008

At least you'll have nothing to compensate for in your troubled adult life.

I have nothing to complain about except having nothing to complain about.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 28, 2008

You have nothing to complain about! Thats Great!

Its Monday

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 28, 2008

Not for long.

I'm tired.

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 29, 2008

Go sleep

I missed the South Park Movie that was on Comedy Central

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 29, 2008

available on demand !

I'm pretty sure I overdid it on my birthday last week

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 30, 2008

You will always have somthing to ralk about.

I don't have a webcam

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 30, 2008

The hackers can't watch you

I messed up my personal life

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 30, 2008

now you get to rebuild it.

We need mass dental work.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 30, 2008

Duck tape. Man's best friend.

Bad things happened.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 31, 2008

Then only good things are left!

I've gained too much weight

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 31, 2008

You can impress girls by falling on their enemies.

My mom took the entire summer off so I haven't had the house to myself at all.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 1, 2008

You can always move out

I have to help people move

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 1, 2008

Take your Mp3 Player with you listen to music while you work.

I'm on a seaside restaurant with my parents and they keep spying on what I'm doing.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 1, 2008

Pretend to do something criminal or ridiculous. Then act casual and ask them what they're so worked up about.

My spaghetti stained a $2000 carpet. It's the only stain.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 2, 2008

think of it as being one of a kind now.

WE pulled out our own teeth, now our mouth is infected.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 2, 2008

Now the dentist will have more time to enjoy with you.

I had a comic due today that I didn't finish.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 2, 2008

there's alway's tommorow

kitty17's avatar distracts me

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 2, 2008

Your sig distracts me.

Incidentally, Ganolink's sig distracts me.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 3, 2008

It's a funny sig

Somthing about today feels odd…

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 3, 2008

Congrats! You found the matrix! Turns out that's where Waldo was hiding.

My room is going to be used by my old grandfather whom I haven't seen since I was five. For a week.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 3, 2008

atleast he not Michael Jackson

I'm over weight and can't draw