The Bright side of life

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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hey at least you never feel like insulting somebody's cooking!

My brother in-law died.

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Think of all the things he left you in his will!

Every one who watched the news last night knows that Shplane is the father of my man baby!

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Atleast, he's forced to give you child support.


I got food poisoning.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Adds flavor.

Genstru is in the Top Drawer, and he doesn't appear to be leaving.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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…I don't know what the bright side of that is… D:

Um…atleast he makes everyone who failed seem like they actually have some win in them.


I chopped the fingers off my drawing hand.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Now you can practice with the other hand until technically, you're ambidextrous!

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 20, 2007

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No addition?

Shplane is refuning to send me child support for my starving man baby.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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You can get a test taken to see who the real father is, then make him pay you money.

Squirrel guy won't stop hounding me about a baby that isn't mine.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least you know you have another enemy.

I've beaten every video game I have and I'm bored to tears.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Well, at least you've fulfilled your purpose in life and can now die happy.

I have leprosy.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least you're still alive!

My kitty just died from hunger.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Zombie cats are awesome!

Someone made a Cov and Blood yaoi fanfiction.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least I can sue you and them for everything you own.

I'm so bored, I'd kill you guys just to be a little entertained

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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You'll have more friends on MySpace, emo child!

I discovered my Christmas presents…

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least you can do the whole fake surprise thing.

I'm so bored, I'd kill you guys just to be a little entertained; and DD is the only online community I joined

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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You could kill yourself instead!

That yaoi fanfic scarred me for life.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least you'll think twice about making it

I'm ready to kill Shplane and really soon

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Think of all the Coveinant Guro fics!

I have my yaoi doujin 'Moomba Moomba Burning Cov' yet no one will buy it…

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least no one will have to see the poor moombas gettin' raped.

I want to decapitate Shplane, and then slash him into little peices.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Sorry, I can't think of a positive side for your Guro fetish. At least it's not an Inflation fetish!

Inflation guro loli scat vore.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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All those and more over at: BloodTH and Coveinant fansite and shrine! JOIN NOW!
http://bloodxcov.invisionplus.net/index.php?mforum=bloodxcov&

No one will join my super special awesome forum…

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least you won't have Cov after you!

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL LIAORIAO!

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least it he'll kill you as soon as you try! That way the cops can't throw you in jail with Big Bubba.

I have no life, and therefore am in a contest with Cthulhu to see who can keep the highest post count.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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At least you aren't playing Halo online with a PC (too many game geeks)

I got so pissed at Liaoriao that I cantacted an admin. Now I'm going to be rediculed

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

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Atleast I won't be here to hear it!

I feel threatened but want to laugh insanely.