Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 27, 2008

it was time to switch formats anyway.

I ate too much

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 27, 2008

Your property value skyrocketed.

My cardboard box is being condemned.

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 27, 2008

some guy on the street feels bad for you and gives you a jelly bean

my computer hates me

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 27, 2008

Lots of sales on new ones right now.

I have to work on black friday.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 28, 2008

You might get payed double cuz of all the work you have to do

No one seems to like my new Avi

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 29, 2008

You like it, and that's what counts.

I have no friends to rely on.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 29, 2008

Stop insulting me and you might have one

I can't stand Spanish Soccer

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 29, 2008

It's over now.

We still have tons to unpack.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 30, 2008

you get robbed, they take all of your boxes and now you dont have to unpack!

i am bubblewrapless

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 30, 2008

Foam is all the rage now.

Flapjack,imshard,and the guy with the grim reaper as his Avi keep insulting me for some reason.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 2, 2008

We still love you anyway.

I have a sore throat that won't get better.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 2, 2008

You make fun of cool guy and instantly feel better!

I have a crazy amount of homework. Like, two textbooks full. All due tomorrow. It's impossible to complete.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 3, 2008

It's your chance to drink coffee and listen to your favorite to stay up.

Somebody stole my nuts.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 4, 2008

At least you can't accidentally impregnate people no more.

I got 2 final exams on THE SAME DAY!!! University finals, no pansy ass high school shit.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 5, 2008

Maybe you'll get suprised to find that it IS pansy ass high school shit.

I Don't have a working scanner

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 5, 2008

you can support the economy by buying a new one

I am really very ill

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 6, 2008

AT least you get excused from work and rest a lot.

I have no money.

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 6, 2008

you might stop buying crap you don't need

I still don't have Guitar Hero 3.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 6, 2008

You learn to play a real guitar and give the gift of music to the world!

Every time I shovel the driveway, it snows five minutes later.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 6, 2008

Get a bulldozer,you won't have to shovel anymore.

I don't have sprites

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 7, 2008

Think of the fun you'll have making/getting new ones.

My insomnia is keeping me sick

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 7, 2008

You keep on missing school.

I have school tomorrow

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 8, 2008

Knowledge is power and knowledge is half the battle. GI JOOOOOOE!!!

I'm fat. :P

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 8, 2008

Think of all the paid "Santa Clause" imitations you can do at malls

Guitar Hero 3 arrived today by mail but I wasn't home to claim it.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 8, 2008

Most courier services have pickup service and friendly hours so you can easily obtain your missed packages! yay!

One of my friends had a panic attack today.