Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 13, 2010

That's what this game is for. It's exercising the bight side of our minds!

My neck hurts.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 13, 2010

Well at least it's not cut off. That can be changed though.

The orphanage started on fire.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 13, 2010

Now you don't have to give money to feed those children.

My dog ate my college application.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 14, 2010

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks. (Forgive me for saying that)

The Griffins don't know when to stop. *clear!*

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 17, 2010

I do not know who the Griffins are or what you're talking about, but if you send them not so subtle hints they might stop.

I think I might have killed the chisel end on my light green marker.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 18, 2010

Less time drawing, more time playing Bomberman!

I have made contact with my future self and he's a real dick.

(I was talking about Peter Griffin's family! Doesn't anyone on this site watch family guy?!?)

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 18, 2010

No, we don't, it's a Simpsons rip off. But yeah, those are pretty much the only Griffins in existence, aren't they?

Hey, be happy! You can beat your future self up and he can't lift a finger, for every wound you get, he has it!

I accidentally poked another hole in the ozone layer.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 18, 2010

(Well, it's obvious you don't watch it either because if you did you would know that's not true!)

You can get an extra dark tan now!

I never get out of the house!

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 19, 2010

Oh, but it is. I used to, actually, and it helped that they had 2 family guy's episodes, then 3 Simpson's episodes, then an american dad episode.
I'm not saying that any given episode is a ripoff of another, just the concept.

You will be safe when I finish the next "acciedental" hole.

My neighboor's dog died and I missed it!

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 19, 2010

Don't worry. It had the….dog flu? Yeah, the dog flu! And you could have caught it! But you didn't! Be happy!

There's a monster in my closet…

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 5, 2010

At least it's not out of the closet… yet…

My girlfriend is as ugly as my dog so I made a mistake and made out with my dog instead of with my girlfriend and now my dog won't leave me alone and my girlfriend is mad.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 6, 2010

Your dog isn't that bad looking.

I miss Billy Mays…

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 7, 2010

Don't worry, there will be more people for you to miss. You'll probably outlive all you care about, actually.

That rat poison looks tasty.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 7, 2010

Maybe it is. Why don't you try it?

I survived almost the whole winter without getting sick and now it finally caught up with me!

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 8, 2010

No it didn't. It's next year's that came in early. Be happy!

My very dangerous experimental proyect is missing.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 8, 2010

Don't worry, I'm fine…

I can't haz cheezburger

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 9, 2010

Cheese is so overrated.

I think I'm coming down with something…

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 14, 2010

It's better than coming down with nothing!

Mattboy/Bill Murray infected me with an alien virus from the planet Omgton where everybody eats cheese and nobody likes booze and now I can't spell cta… atc… tac… damnit! anymore.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 14, 2010

Good news!(Trying to sound like Prof. Farnsworth) They have medication for that now!

I'm all better! But now I'm depressed for no reason….

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 14, 2010

Don't worry Bill, depression is perfectly reasonable if you look like that…

The medication dr. Billmatt Farnsworth recommended worked now little green tentacles are growing from my nostrels and hazzing all my cheeseburgers.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 15, 2010

Well, the medication worked!

My comics keep getting deleted because of a stupid glitch going through the DD server! I've had to repost my last ones twice! (Note: I really was going through a depression but for some reason it went away in a few days.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 17, 2010

At least they weren't my comics!

I caught Mattworth farnsbill's depression…

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 17, 2010

Is that where you say things all scrambled? I can think of a million ways that could be useful!

I really need to get cracking on my comics! I'm running short on buffer!

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 12, 2010

You have buffer! where so many comics run years behind…

I have no life.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 12, 2010

You have 2,865 forum posts! you don't need a life!

I have a dog that keeps me up at night…