Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 20, 2007

At least you're not an amputee!

Internet.

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 21, 2007

Hey look Porn!

The bi-partisan system has been slowly destroying our country for the last 200 years

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 21, 2007

Well, at least they weren't able to do it in 50 years.

I'm going blind.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 21, 2007

You won't have to listen to idiots who've got no clue what they're talking about anymore.

I think it may be too late to continue my whining about Shplane and my man baby (Who I named Daniel, btw).

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 21, 2007

You can have a tv show build you a house!

my new manager is dedicated to making me miserable

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 21, 2007

Gives u a reason to plot against him and have him taken out!

My avatar is becomeing very old

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 21, 2007

Soon you can call it vintage!

all my threads are extremely popular for a time but then die unexpectedly

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 21, 2007

At least it was popular for a little while.

Top Drawer.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 22, 2007

We can still make fun of genstru!

Pestilence in america

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 22, 2007

at least it takes care of the population problem in the biggest cities.

your family doesn't know the meaning of tact, and keeps on saying embrassing things in front of your friends and your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 22, 2007

You get a reason to move as far away as possible!

they lost my paycheck for the second time in a row

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 23, 2007

at leat no one can steal it from you!

I just called a burly Scotsman a naughty word and he heard me…

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 23, 2007

If he doesn't kill you it'll build character!

I'm unable to pursue my hobbies because of work

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 23, 2007

At least you're getting paid

I really need the toilet but I'm tied to the computer chair

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 23, 2007

now you have a reason to buy new pants!

If I miss my lunch and break times by running over on a call I don't get to have them.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 23, 2007

You'll get more work done!

I just drank from the bottles under the sink.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 23, 2007

Well, that's one mistake you don't have to worry about making again.

My letter didn't make it to Santa in time.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 23, 2007

Now I won't shoot him off your roof.

I don't get to shoot Santa off your roof.

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 24, 2007

Now you won't get murder charges!

There's an ominous black cloud hanging over my head

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 24, 2007

The sun won't glare in your eyes!

people are childish and rude to the customer service reps whose only crime was trying to help them.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 24, 2007

At least they get paid.

I lost my eye in a snowball fight

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 24, 2007

Now have an excuse to wear that wicked cool pirate eye-patch!

I found out that somebody isn't going to like a present I bought them but its to late to replace it.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 26, 2007

Well, that's one person you don't have to worry about shopping for next year, the ingrate.

I just realized I gained 50 pounds over the past week.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 26, 2007

Now you fit that giant sweater your granma knit for ya!

I got food poisoning from a pot-luck at work

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 27, 2007

Workers' comp! Horray!

2007 is almost over.