Thread "The Britsh Are At It Again!" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 25, 2010

Right, and it's surprising no one mentions ranch dressing. Isn't it the lifeblood of Southern fatties? "WHUR'S MAH RANCH," as they say…

Oh… my… God…

I eat Ranch dressing on SALAD. People around here will eat it on EVERYTHING. Fries, Piiza, COOKIES?! You walk into a fat person's house here in Louisiana, you might not see any food lying around, but damned if you don't see a fucking bottle of RANCH in the living room within ten inches of the remote control. It's not just fat people though. Some fuckers love it on everything. My last straw was when we were making breakfast during one of the family reunions, and I was in charge of frying eggs.

Cousin #1: Hey, can you put ranch on my eggs?
Me: Ranch? On EGGS? Are you serious?
Cousin #1: Yeah man, you never had ranch on fried eggs before?
Cousin #2: It's pretty good dude, try it!
Me: I know you all are family and this isn't MY house, but you all can get the fuck out!

They didn't leave. And they ate their eggs with ranch. Disgusting. I also got in trouble for cussing at a ten year old.

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 25, 2010

soysauce all the way in Japan baby! There's also this sauce that everyone calls bulldog sauce:

That a lotta ppl put on everything. Am not really sure what it is. I think it's like a thick Worcester sauce, but it's super good on so many things and we eat it on a lot! the ultimate debate in Japan that you see a lot is: do you put soysauce or bulldog sauce on your eggs?

Posted at 12:06AM, Jun. 26, 2010

Am not really sure what it is. I think it's like a thick Worcester sauce

Soy is nice and salty… Worcester is more like a sweet peppery taste. I like soy.

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 26, 2010

I like soy sauce on some things, but I'll never understand putting ranch dressing on things like eggs or pizza D:. I don't even understand putting ketchup on eggs, or even worse in my opinion mac and cheese. It kind of grosses me out.

One thing I like a lot that I don't recall being mentioned here though is Sriracha sauce!

I mainly put this in my pho when I eat it, but sometimes I like it with fried rice too. XD

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 26, 2010

Icelanders have this home made sauce thing that they call cocktail sauce. It's nothing like that cocktail sauce that you guys make to dip prawns in and it's pretty much guarantied that every Icelander above the age of 5, knows how to make it.

The recipe comes in few variation. The most simple one is just mayonnaise with a little bit of ketchup stirred in it, until it turns pink. A more complex recipe is half and half mix of sour cream and mayo with a little bit of ketchup and mustard added to it. It goes great with deep fried fish, chicken, burgers and french fries (chips)

I dunno what Americans you're talking to. The version of cocktail sauce I'm familiar with is ketchup, mayo and horseradish. Pretty much identical to what you've described.

Now where I'm from, it's cider or malt vinegar on your fries and chips ( usually the same thing depending on which city you're in. ) and for most other things, it's Tiger Sauce.

Ranch is a staple in the schools though because they don't serve anything else that covers up the horrible taste of the school food.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 26, 2010

I dunno what Americans you're talking to. The version of cocktail sauce I'm familiar with is ketchup, mayo and horseradish. Pretty much identical to what you've described.

The American cocktail sauce that I'm used to doesn't have mayo. It's only ketchup and horseradish.

Also, discovered this:

Cocktail sauce in its simplest form is ketchup mixed with prepared horseradish, though in Australia, the United Kingdom, Ireland, Iceland, France and Belgium, mayonnaise is usually mixed with the ketchup, similar to fry sauce. Furthermore, in Belgium, a dash of whisky is often added to the sauce, and in Iceland, sour cream is considered essential. It is popularly served with steamed shrimp and seafood on the half shell. Many restaurants use chili sauce in place of ketchup. In Australia, it is often provided in fish and chip shops.

In most American oyster bars, cocktail sauce is the standard accompaniment for raw oysters and patrons at an oyster bar expect to be able to mix their own. The standard ingredients (in roughly decreasing proportion) are ketchup, horseradish, hot sauce (Tabasco, Louisiana, or Crystal), Worcestershire sauce, and lemon juice. A soufflÃ© cup is usually set in the middle of the platter of oysters along with a cocktail fork and a lemon slice. Often, the bottles of ketchup and other sauces are grouped together in stations every couple of feet along the counter, but in more sophisticated oyster bars, patrons are served with their own ingredients.

It's more common than I realized. I thought it was only in the states and here.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 11, 2010

Swedish condiments, huh…? I want to say rÃ¤ksallad or skagenrÃ¶ra, but really, the most Swedish of condiments and sandwich-spreads is definitely, without a doubt, Kalles kaviar.

We've got HP-sauce, we've got ketchup and mayonnaise, but Kalles kaviar is found in nearly all Swedish homes at some point or the other.

I despise it with a passion.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 11, 2010

I'm going to have to second the barbecue sauce. We smother our meat in Sweet Baby Ray's.

My dad once made his own barbecue sauce once. It was pretty much ketchup, mustard, and some honey.

Ketchup is really my smothering thing. Especially if the thing I'm eating doesn't have enough flavor.

As far as salads, I like jalapeno ranch dressing.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 11, 2010

I guess you could call it a condiment, but I use a thing called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray butter.
It is very strange, but I grew up on the stuff.

…I'm pretty sure it's all just chemicals. Who else has heard of this stuff?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 11, 2010

I use the knock off called Butter It's Not.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 11, 2010

Well, I guess I'll add one more to the SE USA pile.

BBQ sauce normally goes on BBQ sandwiches, and just to clarify, it's not the sauce that makes it BBQ, it's how it's cooked (low and slow baby!). Yes Sweet Baby Ray's will show up every now and again in my Nana's house, but my Momma, it's Kraft original. Then it's ketchup on fries, mayo in potato salad, and honey mustard on chicken tenders (fried tenderloins). That's for my family. Me personally, I'll try just about any combination. Vinegar, ranch, and hot sauce (why do the dining halls use Texas Pete instead of Crystal, I'll never know) on fries. It's better than it sounds. Homemade Thousand island recipe, 1 part ketchup, 1 part mayo, 1/2 part relish or sweet cubes.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 11, 2010

I use a lot. it all depends.

I throw hot sauce on pizza, i use ranch with my spicy buffalo wings, ketchup with burgers and associated foods. BBQ sauce on anything that goes on the grill. (that isn't hamburger or hotdogs). and only a dab of mustard, sometimes.

anything else is gross.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 11, 2010

Another thing I always think about for ranch is in middle school there were those lunch trays with the different sections, and some people would fill one of the sections completely with ranch. It was disgusting.

I use bbq sauce when needed. Like on a pulled pork sandwich, mmm.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 11, 2010

I eat any kind of meat with rice that has soy sauce in it. It's really good with chicken stew.

My house is a bit strange. My dad eats like an American, but my mom eats like a Thai. My dad puts BBQ sauce on just about anything, while my mom puts soy in anything she cooks.

To my family, rice is a must. It's to the point where we use it much more often than salt and pepper. My mom says she eats the 'rice' way.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 7, 2010

I don't know about countries of origin or anything of the like, but if we're talking sauces here's my list, from the usual to bizarre:
Ranch goes on salads, pizzas, chicken tenders/nuggets, hot wings. Occasionally hot dogs when I'm feeling to lazy or to rushed to get a spoon and use mayo like a normal person.
Mayo goes on hot dogs, burgers, and all types of sandwiches.
Ketchup goes on burgers, fries, and hot dogs. Sometimes in scrambled eggs.
Soy sauce goes on anything Asian or Asian-inspired.
Taco sauce/salsa goes on those corn chips things, tacos, burritos, pretty much anything Mexican.
Sour cream goes on Mexican food, and in that beef and potatoes thing that I can name but probably can not spell, 'stroganoff'.
BBQ sauce on BBQ stuff.
Steak sauce on steaks.
I personally never use hot sauce nor mustard. Hate the stuff. Usually.
That's the basics. Then there's the crazy crap I do when I've run out of salsa or taco sauce but have already nuked a few frozen burritos. Keep in mind, this is done in the spirit of 'better than having them plain' out of options…uh, spirit…thing. Nuked burritos are just bland enough to require some kind of condiment combination. Always.
Soy sauce mixed with sour cream.
Olive juice mixed with ranch (I don't know why, but for some reason I call this combination 'Greek styled' ).
Steak sauce mixed with either ranch or sour cream (but not both, ranch and sour cream together seems weird even for me). Sometimes replace steak sauce (when it's not available) with either Worcester (sp?) sauce, BBQ sauce, or some kind of pseudo-steak sauce-like seasoning sauce.

Despite all this, my favorite 'add on' isn't a sauce of any kind. It's simple crushed black pepper. I'm actually applying a lot less sauces and condiments on my food, and just adding black pepper instead. There are exceptions. Sandwiches, burgers, and hot dogs still require mayo, but less to no ketchup, and a heavy sprinkling of pepper. And the nuked burritos still get some sauce combination. Seemingly all cooked foods are better with pepper. I almost never add salt, just pepper.
Black pepper is the spice of choice.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 14, 2010

Swedish condiments, huh…? I want to say rÃ¤ksallad or skagenrÃ¶ra, but really, the most Swedish of condiments and sandwich-spreads is definitely, without a doubt, Kalles kaviar.

We've got HP-sauce, we've got ketchup and mayonnaise, but Kalles kaviar is found in nearly all Swedish homes at some point or the other.

I despise it with a passion.

That just sounds gross. "Mmmmm, ground up fish egg paste… mmmmm"

Condiments? Easy one, I'm jewish, all jewish people when eating a bagel must have some smoked lox on it. And I mean MUST, it's delicious!

I never think of meat as a condiment, but I suppose it could be.

As for some other condiments mentioned…

I never put mayo on anything, probably because I've smelled mayo that's gone south of fresh before. I hate ketchup on hot dogs, however a slice of tomato or diced tomatoes give a nice flavor without the harsh/sweet mix of vinegar and sugar that are in ketchup. I'll put mustard and onions on most anything.

One thing I used to do when I was a kid was to dip my fries ("chips" for you Brit and Aussie wankers =]) in my milkshake if I had both at the same time. This used to gross my parents (and most everyone else) out, but if you think about it, people put dairy on their potatoes all the time… cheese, ranch, sour cream, etc…

I'm also a fan of Taco Bell hot and fire sauce. I'll save them up and use them on items that come from other eateries.

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 14, 2010

Since this thread is still breathing (who knew people cared so much about their condiments?) here's another British institution, from Jamaica.

It says it's hot and by gad, it is hot!

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 20, 2010

Interesting fact: Salsa recently overtook ketchup here in the US in terms of popularity. I'm still more of a ketchup girl, though. Salsa, ketchup, mayo, and mustard are the standards by and large. Of those, I only really like the tomato based one. However, you can replace mayo with ranch dressing in most cases and have it turn out amazing. I'm also partial to a good vinegrette.

Lately though it's been peanut butter and honey sandwiches, since they don't take a lot of preparation.

Posted at 3:08AM, Aug. 20, 2010

I'm more of a salsa person myself. It's nice to make up a batch and have it fresh in the fridge for whatever. It goes nice with almost everything.

I decided to stop eating peanut butter when I found out how many calories are in it, there's more nutritional value in the same amount of other sandwich fillings. Although occasionally I will let myself have some spread really thinly on crackers with apple slices. :]

I had a craving for buffalo wing sauce like restaurants have a while back, and when I found the recipes I was horrified. Apparently restaurant style buffalo sauce is equal parts hot sauce and butter (and perhaps some dashes of other stuff like vinegar). No wonder I got so fat in my early college years.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 22, 2010

I'm more of a salsa person myself. It's nice to make up a batch and have it fresh in the fridge for whatever. It goes nice with almost everything.

I decided to stop eating peanut butter when I found out how many calories are in it, there's more nutritional value in the same amount of other sandwich fillings. Although occasionally I will let myself have some spread really thinly on crackers with apple slices. :]

I had a craving for buffalo wing sauce like restaurants have a while back, and when I found the recipes I was horrified. Apparently restaurant style buffalo sauce is equal parts hot sauce and butter (and perhaps some dashes of other stuff like vinegar). No wonder I got so fat in my early college years.

They make peanut butter without added sugar, perhaps the caloric levels in it wouldn't be as alarming as the other stuff.

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 23, 2010

This thread still going on?

All right, I have something else to contribute. I kinda remember this one thing, which I think is originally from France, called Remolad.

It's this chunky yellow sauce thing that people put in roast beef sandwiches and is really popular on hot dogs around here. The standard of "one with everything" for a hot dog, would be ketchup, mustard, remolad and fried and raw onion. So now you know what to expect, when you order that package where I live.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 23, 2010

It's this chunky yellow sauce thing that people put in roast beef sandwiches and is really popular on hot dogs around here. The standard of "one with everything" for a hot dog, would be ketchup, mustard, remolad and fried and raw onion. So now you know what to expect, when you order that package where I live.

Send one here.
Now!

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 23, 2010

It's this chunky yellow sauce thing that people put in roast beef sandwiches and is really popular on hot dogs around here. The standard of "one with everything" for a hot dog, would be ketchup, mustard, remolad and fried and raw onion. So now you know what to expect, when you order that package where I live.
Send one here.
Now!

I'll seriously do it, if you cover the shipping fee. ;)

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 24, 2010

Lately though it's been peanut butter and honey sandwiches, since they don't take a lot of preparation.

I've loved peanut butter and honey sandwiches for a LONG time—and everyone raises an eyebrow (which is not easy) when I say honey and not jelly. Good to know there's someone else.

And has anyone else tried hotdogs with

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 24, 2010

I'll seriously do it, if you cover the shipping fee. ;)

I'd rather ship myself there and eat one on site :)