Thread "The Chuck Norris game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 13, 2007

Chuck Norris sucks.

*gasp*

BLASPHEMER!!!

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

chuck norris says this thread is a disgrace to his testicles' names…

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

Chuck Norris' urine has healing powers.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 14, 2007

here's two…
Chuck Norris doesn't use tenderizer.

Chuck Norris hates kittens.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 14, 2007

Chuck Norris is not an admin, but he is allowed to ban people.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 14, 2007

Chuck Norris is the cause for up rising sea levels - he made the ocean piss itself.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 14, 2007

Only Chuck Norris is more witty than AQua'.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 18, 2007

The chuck norris of this world is a skin cell of the original chuck norris.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 18, 2007

Chuck Norris is more dashing than AQua.

Posted at 3:08AM, Aug. 19, 2007

Chuck Norris is cool!(What? It's true!)

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 4, 2007

Chuck Norris can take baths in toxic waste with no ill effects. in fact it only makes him stronger.

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 5, 2007

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

Chuck Norris stopped world war one even before he was born.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

WHoevers in charge lock this one! people are repeating them now!

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is himself.
He shaves by roundhousing his face.

Posted at 4:10AM, Oct. 10, 2007

the hulk isnt real…its just chuck norris painted green with purple pants

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 10, 2007

chuck norris orders a big mac at burger king and gets one.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

chuck norris doesnt die…he just takes a nap under ground

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

Chuck Norris is such a skilled cook, he can unscramble an egg!

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

chuck norris is so strong the hulk is like a teddy bear to him

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

chuck norris is so strong the hulk is like a teddy bear to him

the hulk isnt real…its just chuck norris painted green with purple pants

errr. Arn't they one in the same?

Chuck Norris is so powerful that they won't let him on Super Smash Bro's.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

most of the development time on video games is spent getting Chuck Norris' permission to be awesome.

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 12, 2007

Chuck Norris loves you, otherwise you'd be dead.

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 12, 2007

super man cant fly, chuck norris turns invisable and throws him