Shuck norris can grind up titanium with his beard.
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chuck norris has no need for sunglasses, the sun knows what would happen if it were to be a nuisance to chuck…
the babylon tower was really destroyed by chuck norris, he would not allow there to be something bigger than his leg muscles…
bigfoot is really chuck norris' last beard that ran away in fear…
if chuck norris were to have a wish and he wished to be transformed into the ultimate weapon…he would turn into his right leg…
ever wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? chuck norris had a bean burrito for lunch…
yes, i did make all of these up on the spot…
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris does not need to replace light bulbs; he merely demands the sun to put its energy inside the clear globes.
For playtime, Chuck swims in the galaxy with the sun as his warmth and the planets to play pool with.
Chuck is not height deprived; he was just too scary for earth that earth made itself bigger.
(yeh lots a jokes, some taken some made…chuck made me do it!)
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