the dark side of life!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 14, 2009

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It's not the Sims 3.

I got a new mini fridge for my office today!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 14, 2009

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It will blow up and you will die and the explosion.



I got a $100 Frys gift card!

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 14, 2009

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They went out of business.



I went Ice Skating.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 14, 2009

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Tonya Harding will mistake you for the next competitors and smack you in the knee with a pipe.

I just watched an awesome Donnie Yen movie where he played Yip Man with my best bud and it was a fine end to the day.

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 14, 2009

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Someone assasinated your TV set while you were watching.



Going to bed.

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 14, 2009

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You'll slam a mountain dew (YOU FOOL) and be unable to sleep.

I actually got some work done on my comic today.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Itz da suckorz.



I didn't break my back.Today.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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But you will tomorrow.



It's going to snow in a couple of days!

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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It'll snow gremlins!










I did all my homework and I have the day free and it can't be bad!I win!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

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There's nothing to do so your parents see you doing nothing and make you do all the chores around the house,If that's not enough they also stay behind you with whips and chains while they scream "WORK HARDER BITCH!!!!" Then they make you walk around the block in a tutu while your friends stare and take pictures.I know I'm messed up XD.





I just shit my pants while I lol-ed at the things I just wrote.XD

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 25, 2009

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That's gross.

It's my birthday today. :D

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 25, 2009

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something will ruin it.


I just found a ace game site.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 25, 2009

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You found something else to waste your time on instead of doing productive things with your life.







I found some really cool paper on sale that is made for pen and ink.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 25, 2009

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Your dog shall get a hold of it.





I'm going home this weekend.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 27, 2009

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Your house burns down with you in it







I just discovered Lecrae.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 28, 2009

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no-one knows what lecrae is



I have had a hair-cut.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 28, 2009

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Unfortunately, it was your hair that did the cutting, and your blood is spilling onto the floor.

I actually got some comic stuff done today!

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 2, 2009

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You lose it






I can perfectly explain who Lacrae is:

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 2, 2009

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You'll realize that what you underwent to gain this knowledge has made you into a sad, lonely person and you'll go on a psychotic rampage before being found dead, naked and smeared in cherry flavored ice cream in some random old lady's shower.


I bought this game Eat Lead for the 360 and it's frakkin' amazingly hilarious!

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 2, 2009

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It slowly damages your 360 because of a virus.







Lacrae is awesome

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 2, 2009

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Only to you.





I might actually get my paper on time.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 2, 2009

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You forget to cite one of your sources, and the professor gets you expelled for plagiarism. Afterwards, you go on a drunken binge and make an attempt on the president's life. After failing, you are taken to guantanamo bay where the only words you will utter are "for mother Russia!" setting off a chain of events that culminates in WW3 and the destruction of the civilized world. After wandering a scorched and irradiated wasteland for what feels like centuries, you find you are the only human being left alive, and quite immortal.



I get off in an hour. yay!

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 2, 2009

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You get over time







I got TECHNO!!!!!! And it ROCKS!!!!!!