Thread "the dark side of life!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 10, 2009

That will be the last word you say before you take your final breath tonight.

I'm on the a/b honor role for the first time in three years!

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 10, 2009

It's honor roll, you fail.

I received my very first fan art ever!

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 11, 2009

It's from your stalker, and not one of the hot, nymphomanic ones either. The fat, hairy ones who never bathe that like to cut people.

I got one of those new Blackberries!

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 11, 2009

You will promptly drop and break it.

I got $25 for babysitting.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 11, 2009

someone will take your $25

I'm doing a fancy dance

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 11, 2009

You'll be arrested for doing it naked in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

I found my jacket! Which is good because they keep this half of the office freezing.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 11, 2009

Today the heater will have you boiling in alive in that jacket.

I only have two classes tomorrow.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 11, 2009

they will drag on for double the time

im feeling happy

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 11, 2009

not any more

but I do have a tasty sammich

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 11, 2009

I peed on it!

I changed my avatar.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 11, 2009

your avatar is of leo…YOU FAIL

I have cute monkey soft toy

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 11, 2009

I eated it.

I haz a comic.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 11, 2009

It iz crappeh.

I have theater class first thing tomorrow. :D

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 11, 2009

It got cancelled.

I have a Poli Sci test tomorrow.

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 12, 2009

It's going to be a suprise test on astrophysics and the dynamics of hyperspace.

I don't have any new cases today which means I get to spend all day reading manga on line AGAIN!

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 12, 2009

I have 1,000 cases for YOU!HA!

I like Dragonball Z.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 12, 2009

You like Dragon Ball Z.

I actually DID get a case today, involving a pakistani family that stinks to high hell and only one person barely speaks english, the alcoholic, suicidal abusive father. But i STILL got to spend a good two hours reading manga!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 12, 2009

The Pakistani people will come to your house late at night and burn your manga collection and throw you on top of the pile.

I didn't have any homework today!

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 13, 2009

then you've probably missed abit

I'm participating in the next game of mafia.

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 13, 2009

You'll get killed.

I'll host a game(probably).

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 13, 2009

If you do host a game the participants will rise up and overthrow you.

I have a mecha.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 13, 2009

Who will kill you.

My art's getting better!

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 13, 2009

And then worse.

Is Friday the 13nd!

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 14, 2009

But when I read this it's the 14th so you're a liar! A boulder will soon crush you entire house!

Today's valentines day! I got some CANDAY!

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 14, 2009

Some HATE candy.

I'll buy Sims Kingdom.