Thread "the dark side of life!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 20, 2008

He/she hates you.

I like chocolate.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 20, 2008

Whatcha doin'?
Eatin chocolate.
Where'dja get it?
Doggy dropped it.

I'm starting a new comic strip with re-used jokes from years ago.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 21, 2008

No one's gonna read it

Another friend of mine is going to lend me Smack Down vs Raw 2008

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 21, 2008

You are going to break the disk and you'll have to pay it.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 22, 2008

you forgot to leave something for the next poster and your should feel bad.

We just got our pay check.

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 24, 2008

It's a very small amount.

I have chewing gum.

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 24, 2008

It's actually the chewed up gums of an old person. That's right, their actual toothless gums.

I sleep on the floor better than in my bed.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 24, 2008

That's what you think.

I have Digimon DS!And I love it!

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 25, 2008

Pokemon Diamond is Better

I just tore off some skin from my finger

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 26, 2008

…What's so good 'bout that?

I'm going to make a One Piece dÃ…Âjinshi(and no,it's not hentai).

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 27, 2008

It's not hentai.

Tomorrow I will be jamming.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 27, 2008

Then…someone will jam a knife in your head

I'm making really funny pictures

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 27, 2008

That's what you think.

I have a brand new inking pen.

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 27, 2008

They fooled you. There's no ink in it.

I found the left-over chocolate chips my mom hid after making bran muffins.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 27, 2008

They're laced with arsenic. I hope you didn't eat them.

I'm going to have a wonderful time in Philly tomorrow!

Posted at 6:08AM, Aug. 28, 2008

Philly blew up yesterday. Didn't you hear?

I'm going to school today!

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 28, 2008

Your favorite teacher was fired.

I have green eyes.

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 28, 2008

They're more of a swamp-gas-green than a grass-green.

I had a delicious cupcake yesterday.

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 28, 2008

Now a big ass,son of a bitch snake is planted in you stomach eating your inside

I finished my homework

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 29, 2008

There's more tomorrow.

I made a kickass drawing.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 29, 2008

Thats what you think

It's 3:15 on a friday

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 29, 2008

You wasted the Day you sloth.

Three day weekend!!

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 30, 2008

You're going to waste it.

I have the sims 2.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 30, 2008

It's scrached and will never play!

We Got some Icecream from ColdStone.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 30, 2008

it melted

it's the weekend