Thread "the dark side of life!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 20, 2008

They're both rigged to explode in 5… 4.. 3.. 2… 1…

I got a pokemon deck!

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 21, 2008

This is Yugioh town Mofo!

my troll hunter went from 36 to 40 in 4 days ^_^

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 21, 2008

Nerd.

I HAZ STEAK!

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 21, 2008

nerds for revenge ate your steak

you wouldn't know where this quote came from
"Mud… kip…."

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 22, 2008

But pretty much everyone else does. And if they don't,

I found somebody else with a Pokemon deck.

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 25, 2008

They're on the other side of the word

It's my B-Day in 4 days.

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 25, 2008

Nobody cares.

My friend has an N64, a Dreamcast, a Genesis, and a NES. And a Wii and PS3.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 26, 2008

He/she betrays you and then said person kills you

My mom let me use the computer even though I'm grounded

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 26, 2008

She took pictures to blackmail you.

I unlocked 3 songs in 1 battle on Brawl!

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 28, 2008

they were michal jackson songs

I found a shiney dime

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 29, 2008

It's a bomb.

I'm eating pineapple submerged in orange juice.

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 30, 2008

That's not orange juice it's really dark pee.

I'm getting close to my 1,000th post.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 31, 2008

Y2K could suddenly happen and destroy your computer, leaving you without a 1,000th post and depressed.

Today is Halloween!

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 31, 2008

someone will likely be murdered.

my daughter finally fell asleep!

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 2, 2008

The poltergeist that has invaded your house will most likely trap her in your TV.

I smell bacon…

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 2, 2008

You feet are on fire!

I ate bacon.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 2, 2008

you ate your feet!

i love bacon.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 2, 2008

if you love bacon so much, why dont you marry it?

my alien escape plan isnt foolproof

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 2, 2008

The aliens come to Earth and don't allow you in their clique.

I show the aliens the chicken dance…

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 3, 2008

They show you their vaporizers (in the bad way)

I got Stuntman Ignition The Game

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 3, 2008

After getting it you trip on your door step and paralyze yourself like in Million Dollar Baby.

I'm getting tired of the adds that roll downward on the top of the website…

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 7, 2008

That's a dark side already!

I'm doing good on my guitar lessons.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008

You pop a string and your eye explodes.

It's Friday.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008

No it's not.

It's Friday!

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 7, 2008

You get killed

I'm eating steak