Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

*takes out woman eating mango*

eh, i have no fear, i am a man…

*mango eats a lady friend of mine*

no!!!

*inserts sliced up woman eating mango*

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 29, 2007

Takes out something. Something indescribable. Something that would drive you insane just to think of. Something that would break your very soul if you knew of the truth behind it's existance.

Puts in Halo 3.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 29, 2007

*pulls out awesome game that i want really badly (halo 3)*

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
now if only i had the 360 to play it on…sadness…

*puts in an emo*

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 30, 2007

*pulls out emosoap*

Meh don't need it.

*inserts emosoap*

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 30, 2007

*pulls out hobosoap*

eh…

*inserts hobosoap…*

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

*Pulls out 360*

SWEET!

*Puts in Dreamcast*

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

*Pulls out Halogasm*

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

*Kills self*

*Comes back to life*

Oops, forgot to put something back in.

*Puts in something. You don't want to know what.*

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

*pulls out a microscopic object*

*grabs microscope*

oh, god… its shplanes penis…

*inserts penis*
(into what?!?!?!)

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 31, 2007

*Bludgeons nerds to death with his enourmous penis*

*Pulls out soap, with which to clean the nerds off of his penis*

*Puts in nerds's lifeless corpse.*

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 31, 2007

*pulls out severed head*

Um, eeeeeeeww…

*puts in severed head*

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 31, 2007

*pulls out bobble-head*

*puts in lampshade*

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 1, 2007

*pulls out lamp*

*inserts a light bulb*

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

*gets electricuted*
*Graffitis machine*

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

*Pulls out something*

*Puts in something else*

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

*pulls out lame excuse for post*

*puts in 3 hebrew national hotdogs…*

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

*takes out "completos"*

When will american society accept that covering a hotdog with guacamole,tomatoes,mayo,mustard,ketchup is the best thing evah…

*puts in relish*

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

*takes out relish*

when will american society realize that mayo, mushrooms(not talking drugs here…),guacamole, and avacado is not meant to be???

*puts in this picture of aqua…*

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

(guacamole is made from avacados…)
*gets ninja'd*
Ah!!!

*puts in pirate*

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

(i know that, and i dont like either…)

*pulls out charby the vampirate…*

aawww…. hes so cute with his little bloody hooks…

*inserts charby*

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

(gasp! I love avacados)

*pulls out uncooked steak*

steak…

*puts in mini MooCow*

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

*pulls out oversized moo-cow*

avacados are anathema….

*inserts oversized moo-cow*

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 4, 2007

pulls out a box of rice.

Puts in a Lemon.

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 4, 2007

*pulls out lemon demon*

awesome!!! another one to my collection!!!

*inserts 'the hoff' cardboard cut out…*

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 5, 2007

*takes out relish*

*pulls out yo momma*

*inserts a Harley Davidson Fatboy*

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

Pulls out a 5 foot Bratwurst.

Puts in a gummy eraser.