Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

Pulls out a 5 foot Bratwurst.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

Puts in a shopped picture of the fat kids eating mcdonalds.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

*pulls out slow brow…*

inserts slow bro*

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

*Pulls out misspelling*

*Puts in proper spelling*

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

(hehe… you misspelled misspell…)
*pulls out 'mispell'*

*inserts misspell…*

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

*Pulls out ability to edit misspelled posts*

*Inserts a chihuahua*

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

pulls out a chihuahua's crap…*

oh…

*puts crap in shplanes hat*

*inserts innuendo…*

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

Dude, touch my hat again and I will hunt you down and kill you. With a spoon. A PLASTIC spoon.

*Inserts spoon*

*Takes out plastic spoon*

Huh… that's an interesting coincidence.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

*nothing comes out…*

dang it shplane!!! you inserted and took out!!!…

*inserts shplanes crap infested hat…*

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

*Pulls out Super Non-Removable, Dirt-Resistant, Flame-Resistant, Water-Resistant, Crap-Resistant hat*

*Kills Nerds with the spoon*

*Inserts Nerds's lifeless corpse*

Stay dead this time.

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

*emt team jumps in after me, revives me using the phoenix downs cheat…*

*gets out…*

*electrocutes shplanes hat, and throws it in, then goes into a damage resistant bubble…*

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

Lol, hat is non-removable, you couldn't have taken it off me to throw it in.

You lose.

*Inserts Nerds's loss*

*Takes out Shplane's win*

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

*takes shplanes win, shoves it up is rear, throws the both of them in, still wearing the hat, rig the machine with explosives, and walks away…*

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

*takes out explosives*

…

*spazzes out and s'plodes*

*peice of shoe flies into machine*

Posted at 3:09AM, Sep. 6, 2007

out pops a Metallica cd that plays jazz from the 20's (I really have one of these actually)

Puts in a big piece of swiss cheese.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Takes out the cheese.

Puts in Shadow the Hedgehog.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 7, 2007

takes out the biting pear of Salamanca

inserts Ratchet: Gladiator

(thanks to Rage, I've found out that this is a GREAT place to put unwanted games!)

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

Takes out Super Smash Bros: Brawl

Puts in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic: Hi faker!

Shadow: I'm going to kill you!!!

(Note: I didn't put in no games. Those are the real things!)

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 8, 2007

Takes out a double post.

Rage: Wha?

Puts in a rainbow colored hairband.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 8, 2007

You got: a hippy!

I insert essence of everlasting rage.

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 9, 2007

Pulls out a fake lord shplane hat.

Me: Cool.

Stuffs in VGman.

Puts on hat.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

Pulls out copy of halo 3

puts in Rage Nasaka's recommendations I use the DD Machine

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

Gets a Power up mushshoom.

…..

Puts in another rainbow colored hairband.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

Pulls out shiny new car

Notices the pay slot is jammed with ribbons

Uses toilet plunger to clear the clot and inserts old taco bell receipts

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

Pulls out Vgman.

…

Puts him back in.