The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

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pulls out little pieces of wood chipped Vgman

*sighs reassembles him and inserts hive of red hornets

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

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*Gets red hornet honey*

Is there even such thing? Oh well who cares. You're going to the market!

*Inserts souls of the innocent.*

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

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Pulls out pure happiness and despair in crystallized form, distilled from the souls of the innocent.

* sweet these will power my new super weapon nicely!

Inserts rotten star fruit.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

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Get's a rainbow colored hairband.

What the Hell!!!

Puts in VGman!

It demands scarifice!

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 10, 2007

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What no!! I- mffmmffmmfm.

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*Pulls a bus filled with baby mongeese*

Yes my legion is at hand…

*Tosses himself in.*

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*notices shingen writhing his way halfway in gives a swift kick to the rear to put him all the wayin*

pulls out emo mix tape

reinserts the CD of whiny music

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*pulls self out*

My rear hurts.

*puts in imshard's avatar*

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Get's a rainbow colored hairband.

Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Puts in riku valentine.

It demands more scarifice!

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*Gets a full fledged rainbow*

Why…

*Puts in a leprechaun*

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Get's a rainbow colored hairband.

Why does this thing hate me now?

put's in a puppy dog.

*go's to Cthulhu for avice.

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*Gets a kitten*

Dinner. ^_^

*Puts in a waffle iron*

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*comes back*

Pull out a waffle iron wraped with rainbow colored hairbands.

…..

put's back the rainbow colored hairbands.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*Pulls out a rainbow-colored waffle*

I have no use for thee.

*Put it back in*

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Gets a tasty looking blueberry pancake

*spits out pieces of Rainbow colored hairbands*

meh oh well continues to eat the rest of pancake.

Inserts Ghost busters anniversary edition dvd

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*Pulls out an angry gorilla*

You shall be my right hand ma… *Gorilla bites of right hand* Meh.

*Puts in dismembered right hand*

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 11, 2007

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pulls out bowl of blood pudding

*Yummy! snarf, slurp, snarf*

Puts in old sock

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*Pulls out a new sock… irony*

*Puts in DD*

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*pulls out SD*

*puts in super 8 candy bar*

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Pull out a Rainbow colored hairband monster.

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! *runs away*

Monster gets me and throw me in.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*pulls out Rage*

I don't want this.

*shoves him back in a gives him a grenade*

That'll protect you from the monsters… don't mind the missing pin…

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Get's out. Throws grenade away.

Blows up Shingen.

Picks up pin and puts it in.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*is blown up* *dusts self off and pulls pin back out*

I need that.

*Puts a giraffe of fury in*

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*pulls out furry graphs*

…

*puts it back in*

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*is so confused by Kitty*

*puts his confusion in*

*pulls out Confucious*

Yeah… this is better.