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The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!

Cthulhu
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He might just piss off the Gods even more, but it's worth a try.

*Sacrifices Ass-I mean, Ash*

*pulls out a bundle-pack of fifty rainbow colored hairbands*

I'm sorry! I thought it would anger you, but please forgive me!!!

AQua Edit: You forgot to put something in! So, I'm going to insert this edit.

yaz47
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*pulls out a care bear*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!IT BURNS US!!!KILLIT!KILLIT!KILLIT!
*puts in dead bear*

Posted at

*pulls out a worthy human sacrifice*

here you go Cthulhu

*puts in a monkey*

yaz47
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*pulls out monkey*

aw,man!it's broken again!

*puts in monkey*

Cthulhu
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*Puts in a worthy human sacrifice*

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think you did that backwards
*puts in smelly socks for Cthulhu*
*pulls out smelly socks for Cthulhu*
*puts them back in*

yaz47
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*pulls out smelly socks*

WHAT THE HELL!?!

*puts in smelly socks*

jgib99
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**Pulls out rainbow-colored suspenders.**

UGH!! The only thing more pathetic than rainbow-colored hairbands.

**Puts in a leftover container of old Chinese food that I found in the back of my fridge.**

ssbguy
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*pulls out a Gooey Bomb*

AAAAAH!! get it OFF ME!

*re-inserts the Gooey Bomb*

Bocaj
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Pulls out monkey.
"Sweeeeetttttt…."
Puts in a revamped emo pirate monkey.

Posted at

*pulls out drunkduck.com*
what the crap?!?
*puts in sharky from unfortunate Jim*

vgman
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*pulls out banana*

sweet!! *peals and eats banana. thrughs banana peal behind him. turns to walk away and slips on banana peal. falls into vending machien*

Posted at

*pulls out vgman*
remember vgman, the machine doesn't kill people, it just hates Cthulhu.
*puts in rainbow colored headband and vgman*

Bocaj
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*Pulls out corpse of baby*
Woah, VGman sure did a number on him!
*Puts in asterik(*)*

yaz47
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*pulls out rainbow colored hairband*

WHY GOD!?! WHY!?!
*puts in a hydra sacrifice*

It demands sacrifice!

ssbguy
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*pulls out a rainbow-colored headband*

YOU DARE DEFY ME, THE ONE WHO CREATED YOU!?

*inserts Kame-Hame-Ha*

Bocaj
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*Gets solid-colored headband*
…
*Inserets …*

Cthulhu
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*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

MORE SACRIFICE!

*Puts in yaz47*

gothelin
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*pulls out a slightly used cat*

Woot!

*puts in a very well used Bros cassette tape*

yaz47
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*gets out of vending machine, and gets out a Griffin*

Thank you, vending machine gods, for letting me out and giving me what I needed.

Maeby, Cthulhu, you should try giving them respectable sacrifice…:P

*puts in sacrificed dragon*

Bocaj
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*Takes out Yaz47's pants*
Wait! You forgot this!
*Puts in monday*

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