Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 30, 2007

*Pulls out chiken sandwich*
….
*puts sandwich back in*

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 30, 2007

*gets sandwhich back out*
Ok, where are some triple q batteries?
*puts in triple q batteries*

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 30, 2007

*Get's a remote control that can control everything.*

THE POWER IS MINE!

*Puts in a random drawing.*

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 30, 2007

*pulls out un-random drawing*
aw, crap!!!
*puts in Brinx's sword*

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 30, 2007

*Gets his sword.*

What the hell? How this get in there?

*Puts in some diamonds*

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 30, 2007

*pulls out pink panther*

Augh! Teeth! *gets mauled*

*inserts bloody tooth*

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 30, 2007

*gets bloody tooth*
…
*inserts AWESOME bloody tooth*

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 31, 2007

*snatches pants from Bocaj and puts them on*
Grrr…
*Gets out a white feather*
Eh…
*puts in Semi-precious gems*

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 1, 2007

*gets pants*
Hmmm…
You know what?
I like this "all natural" look.
*puts in underwear*

Wwweeee!

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 1, 2007

*gets out of vending macheind* FINALY FREEDOME!!! *starts to walk away from machein when he slips on same banana peal and falls back in*

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 1, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

… I quit.

*Puts in nothing*

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 2, 2007

*Gets $50 million dollars.*

Wow I wonder what was originally put in there?

*Puts in a 50.*

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 2, 2007

*Takes out a 50*

Shit! I'm allergic to 50's!
*Runs in circles for an hour*
*Burns hole in the floor*

*Inserts the 50*

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 2, 2007

*takes out a Dio cd*

AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWEEEEESSSSSOOOOMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!*thros up rock hands*

*puts in decent sacrifice*

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 2, 2007

*Gets a severed head.*

…. Okay that's just weird.

*Inserts a quarter.*

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 2, 2007

*gets out 100 doller bill*

THIS FRIGGIN' ROOOOOOCKS!!!

*puts in Cthulhu for some reason*

HA!

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 3, 2007

*Gets a book*

K…

*Inserts song lyrics to Imagine.*

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 3, 2007

*takes out an Emo cd*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS US!!!

*puts in a broken Emo cd*

Back from whence you came!

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 3, 2007

*takes out a dynamite*
*lites it*
*puts the stick of dynamite back in the machine*

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 3, 2007

*vending machine explodes*

COOL!

*vending machine puts itself back together*

er?…

*vending machine swallows Yaz47*

WTF!?!?

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 4, 2007

Ha ha. You're in here too.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 4, 2007

*Drags the two out.*

*Puts in a stick of celery.*

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 4, 2007

*gets stick of celery*
*puts in a collection of asshole-pigs*

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 4, 2007

Thank the Gods I'm out of that place… Wait, what's this behind my ear…

A rainbow colored hairband… *sigh*

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 5, 2007

* hopes to get a platinum plate *

gets a gold plate instead

Dead Carl: what the fuck!

*slams gold plate down and breaks it and put's it back into the machine