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The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!

BloodTh
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*pulls out most of Shplane*

*turns and punches Cov*

You didn't do it right!

*places enough C4 in the machine to destroy half the planet*

*C4 explodes*

*Indestructible machine still stands*

Coveinant
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*pulls out ashes*
*turns towards Blood and kicks him in the nuts*
If you're going to destroy the world, do it right.
*puts in Blood with demon chaos emeralds, he turns into Super Demon Black Blood*
*he releases all the energy in the machine, which still stands*
That's how you do it.

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*pulls out shadow the hedghog!* wtf?

*Puts in an old veteran guy who has stokhome syndrome and skitzofrania*

kitty17
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*Pulls out SSBB* Hehe oh yes…

*puts in a hobo's sock*

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*Gets a nude Jessica rabbit*

*Puts in a lvl 5 red code nukular device to explode on next person who uses the machine*

therealtj
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I take out the blown up particles of my hand :(

I decide to put them back, though.

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*pulls out "the cake is a lie"*


*puts in a portal gun.*

Coveinant
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*pulls out portal gun, set it to the null void frequency, points at shplane*
*Fires and traps Shplane in alternate universe where there is nothing*

*puts in music player from CJ*

BloodTh
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*pulls out crappy music from Coveinant Journey.*

Damn. I seriously never much cared for Megaman music.

*puts in the coolest comic on DD*

BloodTh
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*pulls out Demon of Darkness RPG game.*

Mother fuckers! I was just thinkin how cool that would be as an rpg, a final fantasy 7 type of RPG at that!

*puts in Micheal Jackson's nose*

He'll never find it here!

BloodTh
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*pulls out special eye with the nobody symbol on it*

Ah, I'll be able to see perfectly again.

*Inserts remains of Bishop Striker.*

Coveinant
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*takes out a PS2 & PS3 with KH, KH2 & KH3*
Hell yeah, now I can finally do the full story. (Yes I like RPGs, don't care what system you use)

*Puts in advance copy of Dark Seige (my game)*

therealtj
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*Pulls out brocken shards of some game*

Aww man, machine must've tore it up.

*Put's in fake barf*

BloodTh
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*pulls out a new PSP*

Aww man, no games for it!

*puts in William Turner*

Damn pretty boy Legolas!

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