Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 21, 2007

*pulls out a king holding a sword going through his head*

What in the name of Soldon?

*puts in a pimp from tokyo*

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 21, 2007

*pulls out tokyopimp*
Move it.

*Grabs Blood and shoves him waaaaaaaaay into the machine*

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 21, 2007

*pulls out a Blood Striker Demon of Darkness plushie*

Suweet! they got the vest right, the scar, the wings, they even got the chunk torn off me right!

*puts in Alicia Sonic plushie*

Whoever gets that is going to love it!

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 22, 2007

*pulls out the real Alicia Sonic*

Sweet now I have a sex slave!

*puts in the real Slim Shady*

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 22, 2007

*pulls out a carcass of a monkey*

This is perhaps the most disturbing vending machine I have ever seen

*Puts in 1000 kilograms of Taco Sauce*

Posted at 2:11AM, Nov. 23, 2007

*pulls out an all you can eat buffet for Taco Bell*

Fuckin' sweet!

*the next day*

*thrown out of the resturant* Come on! You said all I could eat!

*Puts in a warrant for someone who committed "coupon fraud"*

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

*Pulls out Walmart*
Well damn. Take that mr. Wally. Soon I will conquer your empire and then take over Microsoft

*Puts in a pair of Panties he found in the girl's dorms*

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

*Pulls out panties*

Oh! Wow! I thought used pantie machines were only in japan :D

"Hey!"

Huh? Wha-

"Your the one that stole my panties from my dorm!"

Well-… I- I…

*Get's stuffed into machine.*

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

*reseives therealtj*

Hmm… How are you with killing Chiwawas?

*Inserts a bra he stole from the dorms*

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 25, 2007

*pulls out POS joke*
OK THAT'S IT!

*grabs Blood, dirk, and Zeph and shoves them to the top of the machine*

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 25, 2007

*Pulls out Bra preiviousley inserted by Zeph*

What the-

"Hey!"

Oh no…

"Your the one that stole my bra from my dorm!"

Not this again-

*Get's stuffed in the machine again*

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

*pulls out another Blood Striker Demon of Darkness plushie*

Woah, who keeps putting these things in here?

*puts in a Mirage Striker Demoness of Friendship and Trust plushie.*

Oneesan will be happy to see they're makin' plushies of her now!

*also inserts all of the clothes from the girl's dorm*

Hehe, now they have no choice but to run around naked!

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

*gets clothes from the girls dorm*

I ladies, I found your clothes!

Whats that you say? Sex? Right now? Am I wearing underwear? You tell me…

*inserts condoms*

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

*pulls out nothing*

wtf? is the machine broke?

*puts in 2 bucks and 2 does*

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 25, 2007

*Gets $100 and a deer.*

*puts in the deer*

Posted at 2:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

*pulls out venison*

Mmm… meat…

*puts in the bones of a elephant*

Wow, how the hell did they all fit in there?

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

*Pulls out bones of an Elephant*

Ya.
*Hits Covenant with them, knocking him out and dropping his body attached to weights in the river*

Never knew what he had against me. But maybe he'll make friends with the fishes.

*Puts in a bag of chips*

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

*pulls out chips*

*scowl* Ech, sour cream & onion!

Shoves back in the chips.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

*takes out a potato*

*chucks potato and inserts flash drive*

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

*takes out new fighting game*

*inserts a rabid retarded monkey-fish-squirll*

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 26, 2007

*gets rabies*

*sigh* Not again…

*inserts a really tacky Christmas sweater*

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

*Sweater leaps out and forces me to wear it* NUUUUUUUUU!
*sets self on fire and then inserts used match*

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

Pulls out a new manga.

"sweet"

Put's in Tacobot.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 26, 2007

*pulls out Sabutage*

Hey, rage, here's you're damn puffball back!

*inserts Demon of Darkness paraphanalia*

My comic's apparently popular enough for them to be makin' toys and shit from it.

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 27, 2007

Gets this

puts in this