Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 3, 2006

Nobody knows the answer to that, scientists have been working on it for years with little progress.

(i would totally buy a jihad joe)

why do you always need a dump at the least apropriate time?

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 3, 2006

Because The food you ate wants to say hello

(Good news, you can buy one at ebay, i did)

Who was the Genius to make the Jhadi Joe

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 5, 2006

I dunno…but he is probably in another world…..

Q: Why is Michael Jackson an alien?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 5, 2006

because he has no penis.

Why isnt binladen a woman yet?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 5, 2006

Well, you wouldn't want to tug a woman's beard. Or would you?

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

I would.

what does a retarded sexual abuser look like?

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

No it'll end up kida sweet.

If peter piper picked a patch of pickled peppers then how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

peter didnt pick any pickles he was busy getting a blow job.

if tits were on sale would you steal them?

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

only if she doesnt know it.

if your mom was a man and your father was your cousin janett what would your pet pig be named?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

doesn't matter. hell, it can be named Ham for all I care!

WOOT T3H FOOK R U ZTARIN' AT!?

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

I'm staring at your question's horrible spelling, grammar, and excessive use of "leet speak".

How do you get "jiggy" with it?

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

I call your mom.

what does soprano mean and what does it have to do with naked babies?

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

soprano comes from the greek word sopra meaning "god of innocence" it is always portrayed as a naked baby in its carvings and paintings during the first year of the big bang.

Would it kill you to be nice?

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

that is what I belive.

would it kill you to get a haircut and if so how would it smell

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 5, 2006

It would kill me, and smell like hair.

All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 6, 2006

They come from star wars movie theaters, anime conventions in horribly dressed outfits, and the store with 10 pounds of Vaseline in their cart.
Where they belong?…Well lets just say that the whole reason mexicans are crossing the border

She sold seashells by the sea shore……then got analy raped….. Would this chick buy a Jhadi Joe?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 6, 2006

No. No she won't.

And why is that?

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 6, 2006

Because she's a Communist who came from another country, and now she's selling sea shells with anthrax on them to unknowing Americans.

Why does stephen king write so many books?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 6, 2006

Because he is a creative man with a passion for writing books. Whose ideas never run stale. By the way, Stephen King's "The Evil Toaster" is coming out next Tuesday.

If a question is a question by having a question mark at the end, what happens to a question without a question mark at the end.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 6, 2006

You couldnt say that in the first place, lest a black hole will appear at your side and gobble you up.

Se habla espanol?

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 7, 2006

(I think my se habla just backfired on me)

OMan

should i buy a drawing tablet?

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 7, 2006

Because he has a gay naruto fetish.

Why ya you fat?

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 7, 2006

not enough money for good food….or large amounts of ramen

Q: Who would win in a fight. A cactuar or George Bush?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 7, 2006

George Bush. He does jogging.

How close can you be to God?

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 7, 2006

4, 2 middle fingers and 2 thumbs

Can you spell racecar bacwards?