Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 21, 2006

Steven Segal.

Anybody know the two-step?

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 21, 2006

Because, people getting hurt in crouch is the second meaning of life.

Is she doing a belly roll, or is something (alien, child) in there trying to burst out?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 21, 2006

Because genetics is rather hit and miss, particually when sexual reproduction is involved, I think if you asked him he would say "Pfft shut up, it works most of the time, plus who are you to complain you tiny insignificant shit, you think your spiecies is really that important? YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT!"

Why is british terrestrial television so freaking shite?

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 21, 2006

The correct term is "Interspecies Erotica"

Anybody else see Clerks II?

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 22, 2006

Not me. I'm too cool for that.

What is the best sport that begins with 'Y'?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 22, 2006

Yodeling.

If I were a giant Godzilla mecha and you were a giant King Kong mecha, how many puppies could we hurl at each other in 15 minutes?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 22, 2006

40,000 metric tons of puppies.

how many times a day is the sentance "STFU N00B" used on counterstrike servers the world over?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 22, 2006

HELL YES!

What is packed in a can, by a man in the city?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 22, 2006

uuh…TUNA!

how much is 1000000! (one million factorial)?

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 22, 2006

You'll find the answer up your ass and around the cornor.

Do you think there should be awards for being a Jerk?

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 22, 2006

no, why feed into jerk's egos, you know that they will just love the attention.

If you could read minds, but only when people were thinking about things starting with the letter V, would you want this power?

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 22, 2006

Because new people enjoy joining in the games, bringing new ideas or questions and thusly enriching our online experience.

Why doesn't Death_Monk666 ever post REAL silly questions? :(

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 23, 2006

Blood because someone dug in too deep.

Is Barbra Streisand
A. Gay
B. Retarded
C. A giant robot from south park that wants to smash everything.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 23, 2006

D. My Best Friend!

If you could breed any two different kinds of animals in the world together and get a super hybrid animal, what two would you pick?

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 23, 2006

A tiger and a giraffe. It'll be a giger!

What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 23, 2006

DEAR LORD….its…its a….its a GIGER!!!!

There's mohawks and spikes…what is the next stupid looking hairdo that the punk-poser kids are gonna sport?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 23, 2006

Flock of seagulls haircut.. **shivers** i can see it already.

Can the Candyman Can?

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 23, 2006

duh…he lies around all day in a bath of chocolate, eating gumdrops and ho hos. He IS the candyman…and sadly, also morbidly obese

When William Shatner clones himself (because you KNOW he will) what will the Shatner clone star in when he becomes an actor?

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 24, 2006

Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or twoâ€¦
The candyman, the candyman can,
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste goodâ€¦

Who can take a rainbow,
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie
The candyman? The candyman canâ€¦
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste goodâ€¦

The Candyman makes
everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood wishes.
You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream,
The candyman? The Candyman can, the candyman canâ€¦
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste goodâ€¦
And the world tastes good
'cause the candyman thinks it shouldâ€¦

Who should we clone?

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 24, 2006

Gray Fox.

Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 24, 2006

Nah id like a joint.

Why is Aqua_ng singing a gay song? (is there somthing your not telling us? :shock: )

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 24, 2006

id do! i want 3 joints!

i be you dont know what color exticy is?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2006

I don't know from personal experience, but I've heard that it is the color of elephants eating watermelon while sitting on an electric fence.

What secret ninjitsu ability do you have?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2006

The Ability to Crush grapes from 40 meters away. EXACTLY 40 meters and only grapes though.

Is there a WORSE ninjitsu power than that?

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 24, 2006

Yes. The power to impersonate Carrot Top while performing interpretive dance.

What would be cooler, a personal ninja slave, or a personal viking slave?