Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 23, 2006

Jiminy Cricket.

Has this question been asked yet?

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 23, 2006

Now it has.

You dare to question Dan, the mind of 10 guniuses?!

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 23, 2006

well seeing as he spelled geniuses wrong I like the odds.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck had a 4 mile long electromagnetic mass driver built on the lunar surface?

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 24, 2006

7

If money is the root of all evil, why do we need jobs?

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

It's a cycle of nature.

Do you think I'll die before I even get a girlfriend?

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

It depends; Will you kill your girlfriend first or yourself

If 1,000 is the square root of 1,000,000, what's the square root of pie?

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

Apple.

what gives a magic 8-ball it's magic?

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

Fair god parents!

Will the real slim shady…..please stand up?

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

-stands up-

Why 'The Warthog?'

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

because "M-12-LRV" is too hard to say in conversation.

but seriously…why "Warthog"? it doesn't even look like a pig!

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

I don't know. I think it looks like a Pooma.

Why are people obsessed with cars?

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

Because they're fuel addict.

How many people does a man need to kill before army gets involved?

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

none, they judge it by the stench of your gas emissions alone.

Well?

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

no thanks.

why not?

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 24, 2006

of course.

now, what's the meaning of life?

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 25, 2006

The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life. Well, now that I've told you that, you got nothing to live for.

If both Pluto and Goofy are dogs, why can Goofy talk and Pluto can't?

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 25, 2006

Because Pluto isn't using steroids.

Who WAS in the kitchen with Dinah?

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 25, 2006

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Who cares?

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 25, 2006

You do.

Do you?

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 25, 2006

No you do.

You remind me of man, what man?

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 25, 2006

Oh, man…I'm so high right now.

What's the square root of "lol?"

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

ollie ollie oxen free!

How does Mickey keep his ears round all the time? Even from the side, it's still round, and from the front, it's still round.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

His black magic powers.

Why does Snap, Crackle, Pop make that sound when pour your milk on it?

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

They cursed it so that all the kids who hear it will want to buy more and Kelloggs will suddenly rule the world because they're filthy rich.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 26, 2006

In your stomach.

Does your pie contain custard, poison, and explosives?