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Comicmasta
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Sorry I do not speak English.



Are you Hitler?

Mimarin
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I don't know but it cant be good.

why are there so many films about the end of the world?

Comicmasta
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Because human life is centered on life and we must develop way of trying to figure out how to survive the end of the world…..that and all the good ideas have been taken.

Who can fly like an eagle?

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anyone with a good running start and a nice, large cliff.

Why is Santa always so Jolly?

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santa doesn't exist.

how many gigs of pr0n does your computer currently hold?

Terminal
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None, all gone from the System Reboot.

Are you gonna laugh at me because my PC's graphic card is a SiS 650_651_740 (SiS 651 Rev 00)?

.: Myxomatosis :.

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***points and laughs***
but i'm laughing with you, not at you.

DVCPRO vs DVCAM, which would win in a fight to the DEATH!!!

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I like apples

What is the meaning of grapefruit?

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The meaning to Piss ya off when you jam your spoon into it and it squirts ya in the eye……



How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck noris?

AQua_ng
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Not in an apple orchard.

How do they get superglue to not stick in its tube?

Comicmasta
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They mix in cum so it stays slippery.


Who took the cookie from the cookie jar.

Dan
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The cookie jar.

Am I a failure at effortlessness?

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You fail at life.

Why do I make children cry?

Dan
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You're a damn pirate. What did you expect?

Gasp! I didn't speak like a pirate! Can I walk off the plank? Can I? Can I?!

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It's pirate day, now go cry about it

Why arn't YOU pirated?

Mimarin
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I am pirated

why dost thou return to this acursed place?

Whiskers
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Bitch no.

Can we instead talk about peaches?

Terminal
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Puhlezze.

Fried Chicken?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Whiskers
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Girlfiend, don't go thar.

Kiwis?

Comicmasta
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Q&A: What the hells a Kiwi?

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ki·wi (kē'wē)
n., pl. -wis.

1. Any of several flightless birds of the genus Apteryx native to New Zealand, having vestigial wings and a long slender bill. Also called apteryx.
2.
1. A woody Chinese vine (Actinidia chinensis) having brown fuzzy edible fruit with a green sweet pulp.
2. The fruit of this plant. Also called Chinese gooseberry.
3. Informal. A New Zealander.





What is the ……………………………..

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……………………………- (Unknown)

Means that you are being silent and want to talk but you cant think of something….



Whats the definition of the long ass word "Supercalifrenchalisticexpialodosis"?


damn too long to correct spelling

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It means Time to Pimp Yo Ride!

Yo, me and my crew think we should talk about apples or we'll bust a cap in yo cracka heads. Who agrees?

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