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you got a new jersey opver the weekend???lucky…



(question is same as answer)

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hjsdfklghjhnrkgjrlkferlkfhlskerfherjkl…oh sorry i just fell asleep on my keyboard…




you saw your mom on the boardwalk?

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No, I saw my mum IN the boardwalk…she was so fat she fell through it.

In current conversion, how many pounds go into a hamster?

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when?



wth is a right now game?

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It's been TD'ed!!

Why can't I think of anything interesting to say?

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well, brinx never had smart questions if thats what your asking…



why is your hair so blonde and long and flowing?

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I will answer this question with some multiple choices. You guess the right answer.

A) Terminally Drunk
B) The thread was moved to the Top Drawer category.
C) Tragically Died
D) Too Dumb


Why has jgib99 wasted our time by giving us stupid multiple choice answers?

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because stupid multiple choice questions come form stupid people…like everyone knows that…duh!…



why am i totally talking like…like this?

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because the voices in your head tell you to.



is it peanut butter jelly time?

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But of course. Its always PBJ time.


With what has happened to Mel Gibson and Michael Richards. Who will be the next celebrity to totally implode?

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george w. bush…senior!



is the former president considered a celebrity?

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only if he wears the magic hat!


supercalafragilisticexpealidocious?

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Even just the sound of it is truly quite atrocious. (I'm pretty sure that I screwed that line up. It's been ages since I've seen that movie).

What's the Boogeyman?

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my deceased fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate…oooh…yeah i memorized that line…




why do people think i need a life just becausei play agmes all day?

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yo mom…




hwo wants to eat a 28 day sober duck?

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Some pretty little kids…

How many people does David Hasselhoff kill in a day?

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