Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

because god couldnt find anything that rhymed with orange…

why am i saying stuff that doesnt make any sense?

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

My theory is that someone from this forum, someone with amazing powers of telepathy, is mentally manipulating you into saying stupid things. I have an idea of who it might be,(Myxo), but I can't say or he will use his power to shut down our minds permanently.

What is you major malfunction?!

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 19, 2007

shall i run a system check?

(question same as answer)

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 20, 2007

No, stop making a question the same as the answer. Next time somebody does it, I'm going to issue a warning.

Hast du eine Hund?

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 20, 2007

bless you

thats a pretty awful sneeze, whered you get it?

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 20, 2007

eBay.

What cures cancer?

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 20, 2007

chuck norris's tears…unfortunately he doesnt cry…

omgroflomzjlolz?

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 21, 2007

Um, …yeah. I think.

Do you want to touch my monkey?

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 21, 2007

No thanks. Last time I said yes to that question it turned out to be a gibbon.

Can't you trip like I do?!

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 22, 2007

*trips* WAHHH! no sorry i can't

do you die if you are killed?

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 22, 2007

No. Just disgruntled.

HEAL PLZ?

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 22, 2007

N0 WAI ROFL!

World of warcraft?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 22, 2007

crappy

country music? (ill give you a hint "awesome!")

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 23, 2007

DOG CRAP!!
blame my dance teacher!

emo rangers?
*sings* go go emo rangers!

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 23, 2007

Those Might Moshin' Emo Raaaaangers!

What is your favourtie colour?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 23, 2007

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……… i think.

my momma?

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 23, 2007

that's my horse!

if a train was heading southbound from orlando, bloom heading for chuck, norris at 75 mph and another train was heading northbound from eric, church to chuck, norris at 13871 mpy which train would reach chuck, norris first???

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 24, 2007

they wouldn't hit him, they would be too scared of ultimate destruction!

if a chicken would cross the round in front of you, what would you do?

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 24, 2007

i would pull out my george foreman grill

if a beljanbobo would cross the round in front of you, what would you do?

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 24, 2007

I would round the cross behind her. Duh.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 24, 2007

(thats the greatest movie!!!)
what kind of swallow african or european???

(answer same as question)

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 24, 2007

erupafrican O.o

what color is the sky?
(seriously i haven't seen daylight for weeks)

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 24, 2007

last i checked it was blood red from the many i have slaughte…i mean blue! of course silly what color did you think it would be…

no, seriously what color did you think it was?

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 25, 2007

Aahh! You've used a vague subject in your question! I don't know what to do! I'll just blurt out a random color! … um … uh, Monkey! … damn.

Is there any difference in satisfaction between finding a coach seat between two fat people on an airplane and winning a bright pink moped at your local church's raffle?

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 25, 2007

SDUJKDNHRUJGSER

why does cAPS LOCK alwAYS TURN ON OR OFF WHEN I HIT THE "a" key….?